Most f'd up names ever

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[Alone]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
My teacher had:

Orangejello (Or-on-jullo)
Lemonjello (Luh-mon-jullo)
Sh!thead (Shi-theed)
Asswipe (A-sweep-ay)

He did his internship in an inner city school so all of these are real.

-Kevin

I'm calling shens.

-not Kevin

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: kranky
This thread is full of urban legends.

no, this is from real teachers.

Surrrrrrre they are.

 

[Coquito]

Originally posted by: KhoiFather
Enita Burger as in I Need A Burger, muahahha............

Anyone names Anita is just asking for it.

 

[tfinch2]

Harry Dick

 

[Gamingphreek]

Originally posted by: Alone

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
My teacher had:

Orangejello (Or-on-jullo)
Lemonjello (Luh-mon-jullo)
Sh!thead (Shi-theed)
Asswipe (A-sweep-ay)

He did his internship in an inner city school so all of these are real.

-Kevin

I'm calling shens.

-not Kevin

Ok you can call shens lol. My AP and Advanced English teacher (Also taught Journalism) did his internship for teaching at an inner city school. He had those names- not only that the police ran into the class at one point and tackled one of his students- something about a hit and run the previous night).

-Kevin

 

[Kadarin]

There's a Phuc Ngo in my high school yearbook. I've also met a Danielle Cumalot and Richard Buttafock (Dick Buttafock).

 

[everman]

There's some good ones in Freakonomics; Sh!thead, Orangejello, Looser, Winer, to name a few. Ironically the kid named Loser was far more successful than his brother, Winner This is not a joke.

 

[Crazee]

I went to school with Peter Eaton which was worse when they called role he was Eaton Peter. There was also a Vietnamese student named Phoc Hu. Another guy I knew as a kid was named Rusty Pipes.

One teacher was named Penny Meitz and she married Richard Titsworth thereby becoming Penny Titsworth.

 

[montypythizzle]

Jack N. Hoff

 

[thejnaitor]

Bustin Cox. I kid you not.

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: grohl
LOL sh!thead

used to work in NICU....that name was given and I was told they said "shi-theed"

I've heard of a professor by the name of sh!thead pronounced shi-theed.

 

[pradeep1]

Originally posted by: ChaoZ
"Sh!thead (said shi-ted)"

Got that from Freakonomics didn't you?

I think Carlos Mencia also did a piece on that name.

 

[pradeep1]

I have personally known the following:

Me-So Young
Long Duc Nguyen
Deepak
Diksh*t
Unzi
Michael Hunt (Mike Hunt, get it?)
Mark As*mann
John Walker (Johnny Walker scotch?)
Karen Beesucker
Mark Badc*ck


Stupid filtering system won't even allow me to post the names as they were, hence the *'s.

 

[pradeep1]

Originally posted by: Coquito

Originally posted by: KhoiFather
Enita Burger as in I Need A Burger, muahahha............

Anyone names Anita is just asking for it.

My sister is named Anita.

 

[Evadman]

There are actually quite a few Anita Dick's living in the US. I want to know WTF their parents were thinking.

 

[foghorn67]

didn't dug777 find one in the white pages. Can't remember the name though.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Fakhr (glory) is a popular name out here.

 

[S Freud]

I guy in the town next to where I grew up was named Peter Whacker. Funny thing is he was the third, he was listed in the phone book at Peter Whacker the third. I can't believe there are people dumb enough to carry that name through generations.

Eventually his name and number went unlisted and the number was changed. I remember some friends and I called him when we were younger and you had to enter a code through the phone in order for it to connect you.:laugh:

 

[Chaotic42]

I went to school with a kid named "Sir Charles". There are a lot of stupid names out there now though. For some reason a lot of black parents like the idea of giving their kids insane names. Of course, Hunter and Dallas aren't that much better.

 

[Shortcut]

Long Dong

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
Sitting around my mom and aunt today, they were telling me some of the names of previous students or students in the school who had some f'd up names:

I95
Espn (said Es-pen)
Sh!thead (said shi-ted)
Tropicana (went to school with me)
Forkinada (went to school with me also)

anyone else?

Ha... Freakonomics.

It's Shi'thead. Pronounced Shee-thee-ad
Then there was the ever famous Lemonjello (pronounced li-monge-allo) and his brother Orangejello (pronounced oransh-ello)

For years there was a Dick Flopalotofit in the Fairbanks, Alaska phone book. :laugh:

Funny stuff

 

[ForumMaster]

while it's not really weird names, i knew a girl called summer.

 

[Mo0o]

Sukdeep

 

[alyssa]

Ultraviolet Ray...Her little brother is Laser X. Ray...