Most f'd up names ever

[JohnCU]

Sitting around my mom and aunt today, they were telling me some of the names of previous students or students in the school who had some f'd up names:

I95
Espn (said Es-pen)
Sh!thead (said shi-ted)
Tropicana (went to school with me)
Forkinada (went to school with me also)

anyone else?

 

[grohl]

LOL sh!thead

used to work in NICU....that name was given and I was told they said "shi-theed"

 

[imported_Tick]

W.. T.. F..?

 

[Shawn]

I knew a kid named Keytron.

 

[sandmanwake]

Rapeeporn.

Oh, it was a girl's name.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: JohnCU
Sitting around my mom and aunt today, they were telling me some of the names of previous students or students in the school who had some f'd up names:

I95
Espn (said Es-pen)
Sh!thead (said shi-ted)
Tropicana (went to school with me)
Forkinada (went to school with me also)

anyone else?

There was a girl in my school named Sh!tonya.

 

[ChaoZ]

"Sh!thead (said shi-ted)"

Got that from Freakonomics didn't you?

 

[kranky]

This thread is full of urban legends.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Pilot Inspektor

 

[Heller]

These 2 twins i went to highschool with.

Zulay (pronounced zoo-lie)
and ulikeyess (u like ese)

they were Cuban i believe

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Parikshit and A were the first two that came to mind.

EDIT: I just remembered a family and their four kids: Butter, Butterscotch, Caramel, and Peppermint.

 

[Googer]

Originally posted by: Printer Bandit
Pilot Inspektor

Moxy Crimefighter.
:thumbsup:

 

[JohnCU]

Originally posted by: kranky
This thread is full of urban legends.

no, this is from real teachers.

 

[Praxis1452]

Real person I know.

Jack Ma Wang

 

[SirStev0]

Boonie Becker... it was his dad's nickname... that kid was a winner.

 

[KhoiFather]

Enita Burger as in I Need A Burger, muahahha............

 

[sobriquet]

Harry Quatch went to my high school. Oh, and the owner of a tea room at (I think) the Glendale Galleria is named Fancy Wang.

 

[JJChicken]

Originally posted by: Praxis1452
Real person I know.

Jack Ma Wang

:laugh:

 

[glenn beck]

just funny sounding this kid I knew from Burma

Thwang Thang.

 

[kranky]

Originally posted by: JohnCU

Originally posted by: kranky
This thread is full of urban legends.

no, this is from real teachers.

The two who went to school with you, I will believe as you were a first-hand witness. The rest, I think your mom and your aunt were pulling your leg. I have read multiple times on multiple boards about "Espn" and "Sh-thead" supposedly being real people. The only one not listed so far I have seen as often was "Female" (pronounced fuh-mall-ay)

 

[Fritzo]

My wife to this day still has copies of tickets she wrote to "Harry Pitts" and "Vagina Cummings" (pronounced Vageena, supposedly).

 

[FreshPrince]

twins: fookme, fooku

 

[Sinsear]

Pretty much any name listed on this page

 

[Gamingphreek]

My teacher had:

Orangejello (Or-on-jullo)
Lemonjello (Luh-mon-jullo)
Sh!thead (Shi-theed)
Asswipe (A-sweep-ay)

He did his internship in an inner city school so all of these are real.

-Kevin

 

[sobriquet]

Originally posted by: Gamingphreek
Asswipe (A-sweep-ay)

That was also the punchline of a SNL skit with Nicholas Cage.