Most embarrasing thing you should have known....

[Garet Jax]

One time, I was in a car with a bunch of friends. It was my car, but I was drunk so I was riding shotgun. We had two cars since there were 8 guys or so. I thought it would be a splendid idea to slow down (forcing the other car to pass us) and then moon them as they did so.

When we put the plan into action, the driver slowed down too fast. By the time I was mooning, the other car was already passed us. Turns out I ended up mooning this little old lady two lanes over. To make matters worse, my driver pull over next to her and drove the same speed as her right next to her for an eternity. I am hard to embarrass, but I was embarrassed then.

 

[NaOH]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
I used to think you got girls pregnant by peeing in them.

hope you didn't put this to action..

 

[imported_Pablo]

Originally posted by: lokiju
Most women crap themselves when giving birth, found that out when working in the maternity ward of a hospital, it smells awful in there

WHAT!?!

 

[Strk]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
One time, I was in a car with a bunch of friends. It was my car, but I was drunk so I was riding shotgun. We had two cars since there were 8 guys or so. I thought it would be a splendid idea to slow down (forcing the other car to pass us) and then moon them as they did so.

When we put the plan into action, the driver slowed down too fast. By the time I was mooning, the other car was already passed us. Turns out I ended up mooning this little old lady two lanes over. To make matters worse, my driver pull over next to her and drove the same speed as her right next to her for an eternity. I am hard to embarrass, but I was embarrassed then.

Embarrassing to you? Sure. Hysterical to me? You bet!

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax
One time, I was in a car with a bunch of friends. It was my car, but I was drunk so I was riding shotgun. We had two cars since there were 8 guys or so. I thought it would be a splendid idea to slow down (forcing the other car to pass us) and then moon them as they did so.

When we put the plan into action, the driver slowed down too fast. By the time I was mooning, the other car was already passed us. Turns out I ended up mooning this little old lady two lanes over. To make matters worse, my driver pull over next to her and drove the same speed as her right next to her for an eternity. I am hard to embarrass, but I was embarrassed then.

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Your stories rock

 

[zanieladie]

I recall being in my HS Zoology class and having to ask what "gonads" were. I had never heard the term before...

 

[MaxDepth]

I wish that I knew the woman I hooked up with was the mother of the girl I hooked up with two years before.

 

[xospec1alk]

Originally posted by: tjaisv
i just found out spam is made of pork and ham

whats the difference between pork and ham? they both come from pig....

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: tjaisv
i just found out spam is made of pork and ham

whats the difference between pork and ham? they both come from pig....

Pork, ham and bacon all come from one animal?

 

[Qwest]

i didnt know pickles were cucumbers.

 

[Philippine Mango]

The difference between oral and anal... ---Long Story, might one day post it on the forums..

 

[GTaudiophile]

I once thought masturbation caused cancer

Edit: I think I even asked my mom when I was 10-years-old if that was the case

 

[k1pp3r]

I never new pickles were made from cucumbers, found out out when i was 20 lol, i'm good

 

[w00t]

I was afraid to play spin the bottle in 6th grade I dont know why but I just got up and left.
I didn't makeout with a girl till the 7th grade and i kept my eyes open.
Ive never had a wet dream in my life.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: tjaisv
i just found out spam is made of pork and ham

whats the difference between pork and ham? they both come from pig....

Pork, ham and bacon all come from one animal?

Sure--pork chops, ham, and bacon all come from one animal... a wonderful, MAGICAL animal

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: xospec1alk

Originally posted by: tjaisv
i just found out spam is made of pork and ham

whats the difference between pork and ham? they both come from pig....

Pork, ham and bacon all come from one animal?

Sure--pork chops, ham, and bacon all come from one animal...some MAGICAL animal

Pork chops too.

 

[Huntress]

Originally posted by: MaxDepth
I wish that I knew the woman I hooked up with was the mother of the girl I hooked up with two years before.

:shocked: however :laugh:

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Originally posted by: Howard
Bulk beef is not alternator-sized.

HAAA.

 

[Quasmo]

Some girl on the radio admitted that she didn't know that eggs came from chickens. She was a vegaterian.

 

[hans030390]

When I was very young, I thought you made babies from kissing and I thought women had no genitals down there. I thought babies came out of your belly button.

Later, I thought babies came from the anus. No genitals still.

Later, I figured out about sex (of some sorts) but still thought they came out the anus.

Later, I figured out they came out the vagina...still didn't know exactly how this "sex" worked

Later, I thought you just stuck your penis up in a vagina and sat there...and waited...and that was sex

Later, I thought you peed in them.

Later, I learned...yeah. This was around 6th grade that I finally figured it out.

Oh, one time I heard my cousins say "you look like you're humping that" ...dont remember what, but one morning my sister was crawling around on my parent's bed, and i yelled "it looks like she's humping the bed!"....that didnt go over too well.

 

[QurazyQuisp]

I can't really think of anything I didn't know the real answer to.... I asked my dad how everything worked and more when I was young, I took apart my bike in the first grade to figure out how it worked... it helped a lot. In middle school and highschool, if I didn't know what something was, I'd look it up...

There are a few things I'm sure I didn't know, that would be rather embarrasing, but I can't think of one now. Other then I couldn't read until second grade, mostly because I was a very stubburn kid, and still am. I prefered the pictures over the words.

I also didnt' know how to spell my mom's maiden name up until a few months ago... she died when I was two, and she was ukrainian, and it's a very difficult last name.

 

[Killerme33]

I thought back in the old days before color TV was invented everything in the world was in black and white, instead of color.

 

[vital]

One time in high school, I asked this blond chick what her New Years resolution was and she said it was great.

 

[shamrock1313]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: Crescent13

Originally posted by: walkur
When I was young my grandmother died.
Suddenly everyone was offering me their condolences... Took me a while to figure out what that was all about.

Also when I was 12 or 13, after a friends birthday party I was was sort of cubling with a girl, and we started to kiss a bit. I suddenly felt hertongue in my mouth.
I was like "OMG WTF are you doing? that's disgusting"

We never talked after that until I ran into her 8 years later, we had some good laughs about it and a very nice night.

So lucky . I've never kissed a girl my whole life and i'm 14 . But there's a girl that likes me now and has been very close to me for about 2 weeks

EDIT: This thread rocks BTW.

don't worry, didn't get mine till 16 - it's not the end of the world

Hah. I got mine at age ~6 or so. I was with this awesome girl. I had one kiss since then. I'm 17.

 

[everman]

Anyone else not able to think of anything?

hm well all I've got is that I once thought that Starbucks made great coffee, that was before I tasted really great coffee.