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Most embarrasing thing you should have known....

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
Originally posted by: Garet Jax
Well?

I would get started, but mine is quite embarrasing and I may need to be warmed up a little.
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I can tell it for you... Yes, you need to unzip your pants to piss.
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not warmed up that way....

But I did know that thanks. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Boobs feel wet in the shower
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😕
what did you think they felt like in the shower????
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In the 4th grade i asked this girl What boobs felt like in the shower she said wet guess i didn't really think it through.
 
A guy I knew was a sophomore in high school when he found out that girls had periods. He thought that sanitary pads were for girls to pee in.
 
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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turtle? or no turtle?
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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I think it's pretty obvious if you are or not. Does the foreskin totally cover it or not, that's all you need to know.

Edit: I was gonna say what Fobot said but didn't think he'd get it......lol fobot
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay 😉
 
This isn't my good one, but.....

I was doing some training in Kentucky and had a class of all middle aged women. A group of them were talking loudly amongst themselves so I asked if there was something I could help with. One said she was having "hot flashes" so I asked if she wanted me to turn on the air conditioning. The entire room started to howl in laughter at me. I asked my girlfriend that night what "hot flashes" were and she described menopause to me.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay 😉
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and nakedfrog should know, he's seen enough of them
 
# 1. if you swing a +3 foot long lightsaber (replica) around in your 12x14 room that is packed with electronics ($6000+ worth), you are bound to hit something.

# 2. If you press on a crack that is in the screen of your brand new cell phone that you whacked with a replica lightsaber to test whether it is bad or not, the crack will become larger.


I did not know either one of theese things until about 5 months ago.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay 😉
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It doesn't help.
 
Not the most embarressing but certainly close.

I was in 5th grade. One night I peed in my bed. I woke up in the morning, was like "oh crap!". I went downstairs and during breakfast with my family I said "I had a wet dream!". Mom was disgusted and told me to make my own bed...dad glanced at me and seemed disappointed.

 
Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Not the most embarressing but certainly close.

I was in 5th grade. One night I peed in my bed. I woke up in the morning, was like "oh crap!". I went downstairs and during breakfast with my family I said "I had a wet dream!". Mom was disgusted and told me to make my own bed...dad glanced at me and seemed disappointed.
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you still peed the bed in the 5th grade and thats not the most embarressing?
 
That when u turn off the tv, it doesnt wait for you to come back and resume programming.
lesson learned when i was 6
 
Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.
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just look to see if you have an anteater or not.
 
Originally posted by: HBalzer
Originally posted by: cirrhosis
Not the most embarressing but certainly close.

I was in 5th grade. One night I peed in my bed. I woke up in the morning, was like "oh crap!". I went downstairs and during breakfast with my family I said "I had a wet dream!". Mom was disgusted and told me to make my own bed...dad glanced at me and seemed disappointed.
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you still peed the bed in the 5th grade and thats not the most embarressing?
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Yeah, there are worse moments.
 
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