Most embarrasing thing you should have known....

[kranky]

For many years I was baffled by an expression I would hear people say - "watchcolumn".

As in "I ran into that guy we bought the car from a few years ago... the guy from Edgewood... you know, watchcolumn, uh, Bob."

I never saw it in print (and I read a lot!) so I figured it was some unfathomable local expression that didn't even make sense.

And then one day it hit me like a lightning bolt. They were saying "what do ya call him" but all slurred together. Duh!


When I was quite small, I understood the basic concept of radio - that there was a place somewhere where the broadcasts originated - but I also thought whenever they played music, the band was performing at the radio station. I hadn't quite grasped there was such a thing as recorded music.

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777
I used to think girls only had two holes down there, one for poo, one for the rest...

WTF?!?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

and nakedfrog should know, he's seen enough of them

I'm hardly the best example
And it's hard not to see at least a few when you work in an adult store.

 

[wheresmybacon]

When I was 9 helping my Dad build a deck on a hot summer day he sent me to the store with some money to get a soda, and added ?get me a beer while you?re at it?. I didn?t know you couldn?t buy beer til you were 21. The guy at the register thought that was the funniest thing ever seeing a 9 year old roll up to the check stand with a 6?er of Budweiser.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

but it sure makes you look gay to everyone else

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

but it sure makes you look gay to everyone else

If they see you doing it, then they're looking at them too, so does that make them look gay too?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

but it sure makes you look gay to everyone else

If they see you doing it, then they're looking at them too, so does that make them look gay too?

no, because they aren't looking at them on purpose

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

If you're not sure, then I'd bet money you are.

LOL @ "prick pictures"

 

[altonb1]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

but it sure makes you look gay to everyone else

heh...this whole concept is pretty darn funny, really.... Didn't you have health class in school?

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: altonb1

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: giantpinkbunnyhead
This should drum up some good laughs...

I dunno if I am circumsized or not. Never asked my parents, and the only digit I've seen is my own. I'm not about to go looking up prick pictures to make a comparison. That, and I simply don't care one way or the other.

Just so you know, looking at pics of wangs won't make you gay

but it sure makes you look gay to everyone else

heh...this whole concept is pretty darn funny, really.... Didn't you have health class in school?

yes but i don't recall actively looking at "prick pictures" or pictures of naked men.

 

[edro]

How to use a staple remover.

 

[Vich]

Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

 

[Garet Jax]

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

Whats A&P?

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

Whats A&P?

anatomy and physiology im guessing

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: Garet Jax

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

Whats A&P?

anatomy and physiology im guessing

Your good at guessing

 

[lokiju]

Most women crap themselves when giving birth, found that out when working in the maternity ward of a hospital, it smells awful in there

 

[Vich]

Originally posted by: lokiju
Most women crap themselves when giving birth, found that out when working in the maternity ward of a hospital, it smells awful in there

Thats because the same muscles involved in pushing out feces is involved in pushing the fetus through the birth canal.

 

[Phlargo]

When I was small, I used to think that Nabisco was called Fin's Cones. Before I could read, they would sing the jingle and I only heard what they said... so I assumed the company had a different name.. I felt embarassed when I learned to read.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Vich

Originally posted by: lokiju
Most women crap themselves when giving birth, found that out when working in the maternity ward of a hospital, it smells awful in there

Thats because the same muscles involved in pushing out feces is involved in pushing the fetus through the birth canal.

I know that, just didn't know anything about it until I worked in the maternity ward is all.

 

[wfbberzerker]

Originally posted by: lokiju
Most women crap themselves when giving birth, found that out when working in the maternity ward of a hospital, it smells awful in there

and that is something i now wish you hadn't posted.

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: hungfarover
When I was 9 helping my Dad build a deck on a hot summer day he sent me to the store with some money to get a soda, and added ?get me a beer while you?re at it?. I didn?t know you couldn?t buy beer til you were 21. The guy at the register thought that was the funniest thing ever seeing a 9 year old roll up to the check stand with a 6?er of Budweiser.

WTF...why did your DAD send you to buy his beer??

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

So where do they piss out of?

 

[Glavinsolo]

I set the table incorrectly at my fiancee's parents house with about 15 people there, and of course they made a rolling laughter about it when they found out who did it.

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

So where do they piss out of?

Do a google images search for "vulva" and see for yourself.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: chuckywang

Originally posted by: Vich
Before i took an A&P class about 5 years ago, i thought chicks pissed out of there clitoris.

So where do they piss out of?

dude you need help aren't you like graduated from college?