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Most dumbassed thing I've ever done

Mill

Lifer
I left my lights on last night after going to look at a tree up the road that got hit by lightning. I went to go start my car and of course it was dead. Booo!!! I've got jumper cables, but not a jumper pack. I had to call Audi Roadside, but I'm going to miss my class either way. I've left my lights on before or ran out of gas. New low for me. 🙁
 
That's pretty dumb. How about this:

I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!
 
Meh, I just accidentally twisted and tore the mouse ribbon in a customer's IBM Thinkpad. 🙁

I'm going to attempt to repair it, but we'll likely have to order a whole new keyboard (~$80). 🙁🙁

Dumbest thing I've ever done.
 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
QUICK!! DON'T GO TO CLASS OR TRY AND START YOUR CAR BUT INSTEAD RUN HOME AND POST ABOUT ON ATOT!!! OMG GO!!! NOW!!!03

??? I'm at home silly ass. How can I make it to class that is 35 miles away if I'm at home? Plus, I did try to start it, and tried every method I know of to get it to start. It is 100% dead. Thanks for taking the dumbass award away from me.
 
Originally posted by: Mermaidman
That's pretty dumb. How about this:

I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!

That's the best hot sauce EVER! What are you doing wasting it on your eye?
 
ouch, i have yet to do that 🙂

i did something similar to sauce boy, except with a can of spraypaint.

that was pretty stupid also.
 
When I was about three, I sewed my finger onto the sewing machine....just wanted to press on the pedal and should have moved my hand from under the needle...not too bright.
 
The roadside Audi fvcker just left. Car is back to normal.

El Fenix- That would require a 2500 mile trip.
 
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