Most dumbassed thing I've ever done

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nakedfrog

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On the stapler front, I was playing with a stapler while discussing something with a coworker and managed to get a staple through just one finger. Painful.
 

stev0

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Originally posted by: Mill
The roadside Audi fvcker just left. Car is back to normal.

El Fenix- That would require a 2500 mile trip.

how many cars do you have now?!
 

Yossarian

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I was driving my jeep to my new apartment. With so much going on I was too lazy to fasten the hardware that holds the hard top on. I got up to about 30mph and the front started lifting off. Mind you this is a 100lb chunk of fiberglass and glass. I freaked out and threw my left hand up to catch it, but missed and grabbed the roll bar instead. As I slowed down the top came smashing back down on my hand. I thought I was gonna lose all my fingers.

<--dumbass
 

Eli

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Oct 9, 1999
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Christ, how long did you sit and stare at the tree, 4 hours? :p :D

Originally posted by: Mermaidman
That's pretty dumb. How about this:

I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!
Bwahahaha! That literally made me LOL. :D
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was driving my jeep to my new apartment. With so much going on I was too lazy to fasten the hardware that holds the hard top on. I got up to about 30mph and the front started lifting off. Mind you this is a 100lb chunk of fiberglass and glass. I freaked out and threw my left hand up to catch it, but missed and grabbed the roll bar instead. As I slowed down the top came smashing back down on my hand. I thought I was gonna lose all my fingers.

<--dumbass
Owwww...... :frown:

That would be a pretty easy mistake to make.. I can imagine myself doing that, LOL.. :eek: