Crappopotamus
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i left my lights on in the school parking lot bout a week ago.
had to bother people for a boost...
Originally posted by: Mill
The roadside Audi fvcker just left. Car is back to normal.
El Fenix- That would require a 2500 mile trip.
Bwahahaha! That literally made me LOL.Originally posted by: Mermaidman
That's pretty dumb. How about this:
I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!
Owwww...... :frown:Originally posted by: Yossarian
I was driving my jeep to my new apartment. With so much going on I was too lazy to fasten the hardware that holds the hard top on. I got up to about 30mph and the front started lifting off. Mind you this is a 100lb chunk of fiberglass and glass. I freaked out and threw my left hand up to catch it, but missed and grabbed the roll bar instead. As I slowed down the top came smashing back down on my hand. I thought I was gonna lose all my fingers.
<--dumbass
