Most dumbassed thing I've ever done

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Mill

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I left my lights on last night after going to look at a tree up the road that got hit by lightning. I went to go start my car and of course it was dead. Booo!!! I've got jumper cables, but not a jumper pack. I had to call Audi Roadside, but I'm going to miss my class either way. I've left my lights on before or ran out of gas. New low for me. :(
 
Mermaidman

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That's pretty dumb. How about this:

I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!
 
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Pepsi90919

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QUICK!! DON'T GO TO CLASS OR TRY AND START YOUR CAR BUT INSTEAD RUN HOME AND POST ABOUT ON ATOT!!! OMG GO!!! NOW!!!03
 
Nitemare

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I stapled my fingers together once while trying to fix a jammed staple way back in grade school
 
Amused

Amused

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
I stapled my fingers together once while trying to fix a jammed staple way back in grade school
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Dumbass
 
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xcript

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Meh, I just accidentally twisted and tore the mouse ribbon in a customer's IBM Thinkpad. :(

I'm going to attempt to repair it, but we'll likely have to order a whole new keyboard (~$80). :(:(

Dumbest thing I've ever done.
 
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Mill

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Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
QUICK!! DON'T GO TO CLASS OR TRY AND START YOUR CAR BUT INSTEAD RUN HOME AND POST ABOUT ON ATOT!!! OMG GO!!! NOW!!!03
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??? I'm at home silly ass. How can I make it to class that is 35 miles away if I'm at home? Plus, I did try to start it, and tried every method I know of to get it to start. It is 100% dead. Thanks for taking the dumbass award away from me.
 
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Nanotech

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Originally posted by: Mermaidman
That's pretty dumb. How about this:

I had a bottle of hot sauce (the type with the light green cap you see in Vietnamese Restaurants)--The hot sauce refused to pour out no matter how hard I squeezed the bottle. I proceeded to look into the squirt nozzle and received a helping of hot sauce directly in my eye. Oh the pain!!
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That's the best hot sauce EVER! What are you doing wasting it on your eye?
 
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CraigRT

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ouch, i have yet to do that :)

i did something similar to sauce boy, except with a can of spraypaint.

that was pretty stupid also.
 
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MomAndSkoorbaby

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When I was about three, I sewed my finger onto the sewing machine....just wanted to press on the pedal and should have moved my hand from under the needle...not too bright.
 
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Mill

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The roadside Audi fvcker just left. Car is back to normal.

El Fenix- That would require a 2500 mile trip.
 
ElFenix

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Originally posted by: Mill

El Fenix- That would require a 2500 mile trip.
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i figured there was a good reason like that

:beer:
 
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