Originally posted by: PingSpike
Originally posted by: OrByte
Originally posted by: PingSpike
They are pretty annoying, I get what the OP is saying.
My main complaint is their constant ass kissing and excessive questioning drags the hour and 15 minute class out to an hour and a half every damn day, which always resulted in me being late for the next class. Maybe you go to one class a day and can't hold it in until the period is over, but I have other sh|t I gotta do. And the professors...oh they just love it when some middle aged dumbass hangs on their every word, so they just eat this sh|t up. STFU, I'm never going to use MLA format after I get out of here and neither are you so stop dragging this out for all of us. I just want to get in, zone out for 75minutes, and get out.
Yes, we know that you graduated high school and got married at 18 and now you're divorced and can't get a job. But that doesn't explain why the college class experience is like a drawn out orgasm for them. Its taking notes and spitting sh|t back onto a test paper, not "enhancing my intellectual experience" or whatever other horsesh|t the college's continued education marketing department squeezed out of their collective anus directly into your mouth. You'd think if this stuff was so damn enjoyable to them, they would have gone in the first place. God knows they didn't save any money by waiting.
So in conclusion, when the professor says "Any questions?" the answer always is <insert mass silence and obvious attempts to avoid eye contact>.
All I can say is someday when your balls drop you will understand thats how people who actually care about an education communicate with each other.
so maybe one day you will understand...but hey, your "drawn-out orgasm" line was kinda funny.![]()
Everyone likes to blab about education, but when was the last time you wrote a paper in MLA format after you got out of college? Knowledge is useless without application. I hear people say "I'm not going to college so I can get a job, I'm going so I can learn." You want to learn? Buy a book, its a lot cheaper and you'll probably get better results. The one thing I learned to do really well in college was write papers, and I hardly ever use that skill in the professional or even personal world now. That and how to endure a lot of bullsh|t.
Sure, I learned some in my field of study but I learned way more once I got out there and had to actually use it.
And my main gripe is why can't they just wait until after class to ask a question? Thats what I always did. *I'm* the one who didn't get something, so why should the whole class have to go over it again?
I couldn't have said it better myself. With 10 years in corporate America under my belt, it's hard NOT to challenge the professor even on things that I KNOW for a fact are irrelevant or flat out false about what he/she is speaking to. Alas, I shut my pie hole, suck it up and realize that experience trumps all and college is easy if you can simply put up with a whole lot of bull$hit.
The only thing I really hate about most schools today is how they try to act like it's not one big money making enterprise.