This is a case of "you had to be there".
Funny work stories are ones that apply to everyone, like this one:
Last week, our marketing director came in to the call center and said "I generated a call list of everyone that cancelled in the last 3 months. I'd like to have them called and explain all the great new features of our service.
I explained that this was not a good idea, because it's too soon and people usually cancel for a good reason.
He insisted, so we did a test call and put it on speaker so we could all hear how it goes. We have a caller call a former customer, introduce himself, and read a script about our new services. The caller gets cut off with the customer screaming "I THOUGHT I CANCELED YOUR SHITTY SERVICE-DON'T F*****G CALL ME AGAIN!"...so loud that it was heard by people on the phones around him.
I shook the marketing director's hand and congratulated him.