More Surgery

[mikej007]

A guy I work with broke his tailbone and had to have surgery. We found out from his girlfriend that when they sewed him back up he lost about an inch of his ass crack. Now we call him Beldar and he gets really pissed....

Good luck though, I'm sure that won't happen to you!

 

[zoiks]

With the tail out of the way, you can expect better sex.

 

[manlymatt83]

GL!

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

New and improved hzl eyed grl, coming soon to a forum near you :thumbsup:

:heart:

 

[alkemyst]

damn, broke your ass.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Thanks, everyone. I looked at some of the post-op pics online and it looks like the scar is pretty concealed, being in the asscrack and all....so it should be good that way. And I don't need a flatter ass. I've got white girl ass already! I need to ask them to put some junk in my trunk. haha "BTW, while you're there......"

And no, this isn't my first surgery. (First for this, though, of course.) This will be my 10th surgery. (Various things)

Here's to hopin' I get some tail without the bone, in no time.....

 

[compuwiz1]

Hope all goes well for you, Heather.

Whatcha gonna do with the tailbone they take out....can I have it? :laugh: j/k

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Hope all goes well for you, Heather.

Whatcha gonna do with the tailbone they take out....can I have it? :laugh: j/k

LOL!

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Thanks, everyone. I looked at some of the post-op pics online and it looks like the scar is pretty concealed, being in the asscrack and all....so it should be good that way. And I don't need a flatter ass. I've got white girl ass already! I need to ask them to put some junk in my trunk. haha "BTW, while you're there......"

And no, this isn't my first surgery. (First for this, though, of course.) This will be my 10th surgery. (Various things)

Here's to hopin' I get some tail without the bone, in no time.....

Well, if it's a replacement bone you'd like... :evil:

 

[zoiks]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Hope all goes well for you, Heather.

Whatcha gonna do with the tailbone they take out....can I have it? :laugh: j/k

What? Your dog needs another chew toy?

 

[silverpig]

LoL. She's getting a butt-ectomy

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: silverpig
LoL. She's getting a butt-ectomy

LOL I almost choked. That's funny.

The surgery went great. I was in the hospital overnight. I'm healing quicker than I thought I would. My incision is still very sore, but it's healing. The doc said that it'll take about two months to be completely healed. I see him in a couple weeks to get the stitches out. Right now I can't lift anything that weighs over a sack of potatoes. Sounds easy, but you'd be surprised at how much stuff weighs. Thank God for mom's. She's stayed with me every night since except last night and tonight. :thumbsup

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: silverpig
LoL. She's getting a butt-ectomy

LOL I almost choked. That's funny.

The surgery went great. I was in the hospital overnight. I'm healing quicker than I thought I would. My incision is still very sore, but it's healing. The doc said that it'll take about two months to be completely healed. I see him in a couple weeks to get the stitches out. Right now I can't lift anything that weighs over a sack of potatoes. Sounds easy, but you'd be surprised at how much stuff weighs. Thank God for mom's. She's stayed with me every night since except last night and tonight. :thumbsup

Glad it went well.

 

[BoomerD]

Glad to hear things went well for ya...howzabout some pics of the "new & improved" butt?
(nekkid of course!)

I agree 100% about the greatness of moms...wish mine was still around.

 

[kranky]

Glad to hear things went well. Heal quickly!

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

Good luck. Hope your ass gets better.

 

[hzl eyed grl]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
Good luck. Hope your ass gets better.

Let's just hope I don't get anywhere near the first part of your username! :shocked:

 

[tk149]

Good luck, and hope you feel much better.

Does this mean that OT and L&R are going to be...unpatrolled?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Here's to hopin' I get some tail without the bone, in no time.....

Girl-on-girl?:shocked:

:camera:s?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: kranky
Glad to hear things went well. Heal quickly!

:thumbsup:

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Here's to hopin' I get some tail without the bone, in no time.....

Girl-on-girl?:shocked:

:camera:s?

Win. Best two posts in this thread thus far.

 

[BoomerD]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Here's to hopin' I get some tail without the bone, in no time.....

Girl-on-girl?:shocked:

:camera:s?

Yes, Pics are DEFINITELY required in this case...

She KNOWS many of us ATOT'ers would be HAPPY to provide her with a temporary replacement bone...in varying sizes and lengths...:heart:

 

[JulesMaximus]

She said cocc. Hehehehehehehe

Seriously though, good luck! :thumbsup:

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Sorry I missed the before the op comments

Glad to hear that it went well! Hope you have a speedy recovery

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl

Originally posted by: silverpig
LoL. She's getting a butt-ectomy

LOL I almost choked. That's funny.

The surgery went great. I was in the hospital overnight. I'm healing quicker than I thought I would. My incision is still very sore, but it's healing. The doc said that it'll take about two months to be completely healed. I see him in a couple weeks to get the stitches out. Right now I can't lift anything that weighs over a sack of potatoes. Sounds easy, but you'd be surprised at how much stuff weighs. Thank God for mom's. She's stayed with me every night since except last night and tonight. :thumbsup

10 pound sack? 20 pound sack? or 50 pound sack?

Glad to hear you're getting better!