More Stupid User Tricks....<rant>

warcleric

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The one user who strikes terror into the heart of every IT professional. The &quot;Amateur Tech&quot;! Every organization has one or two of these spawn of satan, the ones who think that the help desk is too slow and they can fix anything themselves. Here are a few recent examples at my place of employment.

1. User jams high capacity network laser printer. User cannot unjam it. User proceeds to unhook the network printer and try to hook up a small desktop laser printer in its place. When user see's that RJ45 isnt going to work on the parallel printer, user finally gives up and leaves the printer laying there. Still refuses to call the help desk or us.

2. User gets a paper jam in high capacity network color laser printer. User atempts to dismantle entire $15,000 printer. When user cannot get the printer back together again, user finally calls us, still avoids help desk.

3. User gets no video input error on monitor <we have alot of Matrox vid cards going bad> user then attempts to dismantle monitor. After minor electrical accident, user gives up and calls the help desk..<perhaps the shock fried his brain and he dialed the number wrong, these people usually refuse to call the help desk>

I will come up with some more I am sure...I am just not in the mood to think anymore today...please feel free to list yours.

PS. These were all done by different users, not the same user everytime.
 

Stealth1024

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X. After a printer malfunction, user XYZ prints 10 copies of a 15 page report. Unable to get the printer to work, user XYZ presses the print button a hundred more times before finally adding more paper to the printer. A rain forest and a half later, the printer cue is finally cleared.
 

yakko

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<< Every organization has one or two of these spawn of satan >>

Don't blame my brother for those guys. They all learned how to be techs in AOL chat rooms.
 

MajesticMoose

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If you do take apart the printer, watch out for springs, They're a bitch to get back on. Also remember where stuff goes, incase you don't have a spare to check. Fortunately my genius self got the thing back together, and managed to miss some class in the process:)

m00se

Edit: BTW it was only a $500 laser printer, so that'd be no big loss;)
 

Pretender

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Pssst, it's spelled queue (don't worry, the only time you'll see it spelled is in England anyways ;)). Cue is pronounced the same but means something completely different.
 

IJump

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The temporary help desk &quot;Technicians&quot; have a lady reboot her laptop in the docking station several times because she has no video. They call me. I go into her office and turn the monitor on. (Thank God she wasn't in her office, I didn't want to have to explain it to her.)

Call: My power cord has gone bad. I plugged it into the monitor and the computer worked, then I plugged it into the computer and the monitor worked. But the other never did.
Resolution: I pluged them both into the power strip and turned it on. The &quot;good&quot; power cord was plugged into the wall outlet. They weren't at their computer when I fixed it either.

Or the one who pages you with some &quot;Emergency&quot; and then leaves for lunch before you can return the page. Can't they wait five minutes?
 

Stealth1024

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&quot;The temporary help desk &quot;Technicians&quot; have a lady reboot her laptop in the docking station several times because she has no video. They call me. I go into her office and turn the monitor on. (Thank God she wasn't in her office, I didn't want to have to explain it to her.)&quot;

LOL