Update:
I contacted Newegg this morning via their online support system. I basically said "I received an Intel Processor in my package which I did not order"
I received an email back within literally 3 minutes - "What is the model number, is it opened?"
Me: "Model number xyz, and yes its been opened" (I had to peek at it
🙂 )
Anyhow, some more back and forth, received a pre-paid shipping label and RMA form. At no point did they "not believe" me or give me a hard time. Clearly they just want the item back.
They did not offer me anything in exchange for my time/effort so I asked for something and they offered a $15 gift card which I accepted.
Screenshot of the end of the email chain is below to prove the validity of this post. I've been a member since 2004 and I hardly ever post, don't know why I would begin trolling now.
Anyhow - this was a fun discussion to read along, I wanted to close the loop. Thanks everyone for your point of view.
Maybe I will use my $15 gift card towards funding a rasberry pi gaming rig
😉