Mitch McConnell- The First Rule of Fight Club...

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kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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Yeah saw that.

My bet is still blood thinners and age, but part of me hopes it was Elizabeth Warren cornering him in a elevator without his security detail. Persistence ensued.
 
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kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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Hey Moscow Mitch, your orange buddy might loan you some makeup to cover the bruises.

Oh wait... even you are smart enough to not go to the WH because even you recognize that he refuses to do anything to even stop the spread of COVID in the fucking White House.

He's certainly a morally and ethically bankrupt piece of treasonous shit, but I think clever Mitch gets he's one of those people who looks better in a mask. Allows people to focus on his eyes, that 'bottom dwelling fish at zero atmospheres' look is a hit somewhere I'm sure.

Someone should tell Trump a mask could help him conceal that resting, spray tanned vulva he has on his neck instead of an Adam's Apple. Personal responsibility and a respect for science don't seem to be working, we should explore other options.
 

Muse

Lifer
Jul 11, 2001
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Hey Moscow Mitch, your orange buddy might loan you some makeup to cover the bruises.

Oh wait... even you are smart enough to not go to the WH because even you recognize that he refuses to do anything to even stop the spread of COVID in the fucking White House.
Yeah, Mitch has been masking up as we all know. He seems to realize he's meat for the virus. TBH, I've been secretly rooting for the virus vs. MM. Barr too, and orange man. Rudy too.
 

Commodus

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Oct 9, 2004
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I can't help but wonder why McConnell acts the way he does. I mean, he's clearly power-hungry and greedy, but does he really think history will remember him fondly? That his family will thank him for tarnishing their names because he made a few million?

It's just hard to imagine how someone who isn't a Trump-like pathological narcissist can be so resolutely self-interested that he would knowingly — knowingly! — take the country down the tubes just so his party and bank account will last a while longer.
 

Muse

Lifer
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I can't help but wonder why McConnell acts the way he does. I mean, he's clearly power-hungry and greedy, but does he really think history will remember him fondly? That his family will thank him for tarnishing their names because he made a few million?

It's just hard to imagine how someone who isn't a Trump-like pathological narcissist can be so resolutely self-interested that he would knowingly — knowingly! — take the country down the tubes just so his party and bank account will last a while longer.
MM has made (or amassed, I don't know which it is), $35,000,000 as senator. He's also gone as far as he can go in that role, majority leader. If he weren't ML, he'd have less chance of getting reelected, I'm sure his voters, many of them, figure hell, he's in super powerful position, that benefits them. It's a self perpetuating situation, and the GOP are reality deniers front and center, so there you go, that's Mitch. He's a power broker for the right of the aisle, pure and simple. The last thing he wants to do is reach across the aisle.
 

Jhhnn

IN MEMORIAM
Nov 11, 1999
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I remember having an outpatient procedure where they had an intravenous solution pumped into me through a needle they stuck in a vein in the top of my hand.

Yeh, but that's not the same as drawing blood & obviously not what's going on with McConnell. The bandages are in the wrong places.
 

zinfamous

No Lifer
Jul 12, 2006
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He's just old. Same kinda crazy bruising happens to my mom if she just brushed against a counter with her arm, and it lasts for days.
 

dawp

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I can't help but wonder why McConnell acts the way he does. I mean, he's clearly power-hungry and greedy, but does he really think history will remember him fondly? That his family will thank him for tarnishing their names because he made a few million?

It's just hard to imagine how someone who isn't a Trump-like pathological narcissist can be so resolutely self-interested that he would knowingly — knowingly! — take the country down the tubes just so his party and bank account will last a while longer.
he doesn't care care how the future will view him, all he cares about is fulfilling his agenda