Missouri Man Fatally Shoots Wife while Installing Satellite TV System

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What a dumbass.



Everyone knows you use a .38 for cable installation!

If you really want wall penetration, you go with 30-06.

The .38 really makes the best hole for coax. You don't have to do as much patch work, and it is the preferred weapon of choice for DIY cable installers.

 

[imported_Section8]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
"Hey honey, stand on the other side of the wall and let me know if the bullet makes it through."

I aint seen the bullet come thru yet, best fire anuther.

 

[Canai]

Haha wow...

 

[zoiks]

Would make a good Comcast commercial.

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: sdifox
possible scenario is the wife was sent out to see if he managed to punch through.

theoretical re-enactment

boom.

M:Honey, did that make it through?
W:No, try again
M fires gun
W:You shot me!

LMAO

 

[venkman]

Umm...Isn't Satellite TV instillation usually free?

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: venkman
Umm...Isn't Satellite TV instillation usually free?

no, but they do provide the bullets for steps 3-7.

 

[3chordcharlie]

Originally posted by: PottedMeat
For some reason this reminds me of when a bucket of glue fell on Homer's head and he asked Bart to drill him eye holes.

That's because everything in real life has already happened on the Simpsons.

 

[Phokus]

LOLZ, stupid rednecks

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Imagine this guy applying for a job at DirecTv, Sir do you have any experience installing this kind of equipment. Well I dun did do it once and it looked killer.

 

[Geekbabe]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!

I think this is funny as all hell!

 

[classy]

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What a dumbass.



Everyone knows you use a .38 for cable installation!

If you really want wall penetration, you go with 30-06.

I am laughing so hard I got tears coming out of my eyes. This is not funny, but the 30-06 takes the cake.

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: zoiks
Would make a good Comcast commercial.

9 out of 10 wives agree: Comcast cable TV is a lifesaver!

 

[Capt Caveman]

Dumb people never cease to amaze me.

 

[andylawcc]

see, .22 does kill!

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: venkman
Umm...Isn't Satellite TV instillation usually free?

Not when you've built your own satellite out of a hub cap and some tin foil.

 

[FoBoT]

crap, that is just down the road about 40-50 miles

 

[PimpJuice]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
Missouri...fly-over state...'nuff said.

better hope you dont get shot down during your fly-over.......ppl put satellites on the roof too.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
Best investigate if she was banging the Cable guy and this was his 'accidental' revenge. "Sorry officer, i wuz jus tryin to install mah tv! gahuh gahuh!"

That's why they switched to satellite in the first place.

 

[MrPickins]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: MrPickins

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What a dumbass.



Everyone knows you use a .38 for cable installation!

If you really want wall penetration, you go with 30-06.

The .38 really makes the best hole for coax. You don't have to do as much patch work, and it is the preferred weapon of choice for DIY cable installers.

I stand corrected.

 

[conehead433]

It pays to hire a professional sometimes.

 

[sandorski]

Evolution 20:08
Darwin did judge Ronald and found him wanting. However, he did see his innocence and took pity on him. "His kind must be removed though," he said to himself. "Alas, I shall remove his mate!" Thus it was done.

 

[Gothgar]

wow... serious?

 

[EGGO]

Homer Simpson?

 

[imported_Devine]

She should of been in the kitchen making him a sandwich where she belongs :evil: