Milton from Office Space LIVES!

[RKS]

My cousin-in-law, who is a lawyer, too, when I IM'ed him the quote in the OP, stated:



I do not disagree.

MotionMan

Have you ever had an associate take a decorative sword of a wall and go after another employee?
Are you allowed to smoke in your office?
Does your boss insist you hand out Sysco as a parting gift?
Any decorative condom dispensers on the bathroom wall?
Ever have a drunk client start removing his socks and shoes in your office?
Your boss ever told anyone "I'm not firing your shitty ass, I'm just taking you off the fucking payroll"?

I won't even start with some of the fact patterns I am presented with on an almost daily basis.

 

[nakedfrog]

I disagree.

MotionMan

NO YOU DON'T!

:sneaky:

 

[spidey07]

Have you ever had an associate take a decorative sword of a wall and go after another employee?
Are you allowed to smoke in your office?
Does your boss insist you hand out Sysco as a parting gift?
Any decorative condom dispensers on the bathroom wall?
Ever have a drunk client start removing his socks and shoes in your office?
Your boss ever told anyone "I'm not firing your shitty ass, I'm just taking you off the fucking payroll"?

I won't even start with some of the fact patterns I am presented with on an almost daily basis.

Resume and cover letter sent. Willing to relocate.

 

[Crono]

Came into work half an hour ago, and thought for a second that someone had stole my red stapler.

I was about to go pyro, but then found someone put it in another drawer.

True story.

 

[SilentZero]

Lol!

 

[zinfamous]

Have you ever had an associate take a decorative sword of a wall and go after another employee?
Are you allowed to smoke in your office?
Does your boss insist you hand out Sysco as a parting gift?
Any decorative condom dispensers on the bathroom wall?
Ever have a drunk client start removing his socks and shoes in your office?
Your boss ever told anyone "I'm not firing your shitty ass, I'm just taking you off the fucking payroll"?

I won't even start with some of the fact patterns I am presented with on an almost daily basis.

:hmm:

I seem to remember a thread, not too long ago, where someone was looking for a decorative sword, and tips on arrangements, for Office purposes....
:hmm:

 

[destrekor]

This thread definitely ended up being nothing like I expected.

:awe:

 

[RKS]

:hmm:

I seem to remember a thread, not too long ago, where someone was looking for a decorative sword, and tips on arrangements, for Office purposes....
:hmm:

lol, that was me though I am not positive if they were the ones used in the attach. . There are enough weapons in our office to hold off a whole horde of ghetto zombies but not if the justice center/jail across the street becomes infected.

 

[nakedfrog]

You don't want to melee with zombies unless you have to anyway.

 

[zinfamous]

lol, that was me though I am not positive if they were the ones used in the attach. . There are enough weapons in our office to hold off a whole horde of ghetto zombies but not if the justice center/jail across the street becomes infected.

You don't want to melee with zombies unless you have to anyway.

yeah, I'd prefer a bigass mace or something like that.