Milk and cookies

amcdonald

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Someone just gave me homemade cookies at work.
At first I was giddy with my suprise, but now I find myself craving milk.

This sucks.

whoever said, "'tis better to have eaten cookies and crave milk, than to have never eaten cookies at all" is an idiot.


update: I'm going to go get a diet coke. The onset of cookie drymouth is maddening.

update: Diet coke effectively killed the cookie aftertaste. dangit
 

bobbybe01

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It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.
 
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i dont eat cookies unless their srtaight out of the oven and usually dont touch them if they have been out for more than 2 or 3 minutes, and i HAVE to have milk
 

amcdonald

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Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
 

lightpants

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I used to have to drink milk with my cookies, but now that I have developed lactose intolerance in my old age, I have trained myself to stop craving the milk. I actually don't crave sweets near as much anymore because I can't drink milk with them. Well, I can physically drink it, I just do a lot of sitting and reading after I do:eek:
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
How did she warm them up? :evil:
 

daveshel

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Milk is for baby cows. Cow's milk is, anyways. I assume it still represents the vast majority of milk consumed by noninfant humans.
 

CraigRT

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I pretty much never have milk with cookies..
I thought it was just a story book type of thing.....
 

Ikonomi

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Cookies and milk is tops, but am I really, really weird for thinking that cookies (like chocolate chip, I guess) go really well with lemonade?
 

amcdonald

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Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Cookies and milk is tops, but am I really, really weird for thinking that cookies (like chocolate chip, I guess) go really well with lemonade?

yes. yes you are.
 
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1. Take fresh chocolate chip cookies.
2. Dump them in a tall glass.
3. Pour milk on top of them.
4. Wait until they are soggy.
5. Eat with a spoon.
 

Stojakapimp

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Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
How did she warm them up? :evil:

she put them in her vagina
 

MetalMat

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Man, I freakin love chocolate chip cookies. You are makin me frickin hungry for a :cookie: