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Milk and cookies

amcdonald

Diamond Member
Someone just gave me homemade cookies at work.
At first I was giddy with my suprise, but now I find myself craving milk.

This sucks.

whoever said, "'tis better to have eaten cookies and crave milk, than to have never eaten cookies at all" is an idiot.


update: I'm going to go get a diet coke. The onset of cookie drymouth is maddening.

update: Diet coke effectively killed the cookie aftertaste. dangit
 
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.
 
i dont eat cookies unless their srtaight out of the oven and usually dont touch them if they have been out for more than 2 or 3 minutes, and i HAVE to have milk
 
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
 
I used to have to drink milk with my cookies, but now that I have developed lactose intolerance in my old age, I have trained myself to stop craving the milk. I actually don't crave sweets near as much anymore because I can't drink milk with them. Well, I can physically drink it, I just do a lot of sitting and reading after I do😱
 
Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
How did she warm them up? :evil:
 
Milk is for baby cows. Cow's milk is, anyways. I assume it still represents the vast majority of milk consumed by noninfant humans.
 
Cookies and milk is tops, but am I really, really weird for thinking that cookies (like chocolate chip, I guess) go really well with lemonade?
 
Originally posted by: Ikonomi
Cookies and milk is tops, but am I really, really weird for thinking that cookies (like chocolate chip, I guess) go really well with lemonade?

yes. yes you are.
 
1. Take fresh chocolate chip cookies.
2. Dump them in a tall glass.
3. Pour milk on top of them.
4. Wait until they are soggy.
5. Eat with a spoon.
 
Originally posted by: Howard
Originally posted by: amcdonald
Originally posted by: bobbybe01
It depends on how old the cookie and how much chocolate chip is in it. Typically, if it's new and gooey and warm I need some F.N. milk.

The cookies in question I just ate were gooey like the devil.
The girl even warmed them up before she gave them to me. Pure evil.
How did she warm them up? :evil:

she put them in her vagina
 
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