Mike Tyson - "My @#!$ won't work"

[Bryan]

Tyson is going down fast, and dragging the once great "sport" of boxing with him. I just read that he takes Zoloft for mental illness, and is taken off before his fights so he can be "completely nuts".



<< When the subject of the drug Zoloft was raised at Tyson's press conference in Los Angeles, Tyson told the assembled media, &quot;I'm on it to keep from killing you all.&quot; He then added, &quot;I don't want to be on it. I'm jacked up. My sex life is jacked up. My dick don't work.&quot; >>



The full article

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

&quot;My dick don't work.&quot;


Not only is this par for the course in an intelligence sense, I probably could have expected as much. Well, if he had this evidence in his case a few years back, he would have been cleared easily, no?

 

[Bryan]

Only if he left out the part about killing everyone... :Q

 

[Adul]

what a dumb #$#@$#$.

 

[Bryan]

^

 

[SKiller]

ROTFLMAO, I just imagined him saying it with his high-pitched voice..

 

[NFS4]

Hehe, SNL sketch coming up

 

[Sunner]

LMAO!!

I dont like boxing, but that dude is funny in a tragical kind of way

 

[PG]

What, that?s ludicrous!!!

 

[Perce]

He is doing better though, he made it thru that &quot;short fight&quot; without biting anyone.

 

[FettsBabe]

I guess he doesn't deserve the name &quot;Iron&quot; anymore!!!

 

[Harrisment]

Classic, simply classic

 

[purplehayes]

From the link that Bryan provided -

<< Mike Tyson: Drugs Affecting Performance >>

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In more ways than one 'big' boy!

PH

 

[Bryan]

No low blows for you, Mr. Tyson.

 

[Psychoholic]

Does that mean he's down for the count??

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

<< I guess he doesn't deserve the name &quot;Iron&quot; anymore!!! >>



<wipes a tear away>

FettsBabe, that was exquisite.

 

[Slap]

If Gollata would have hit him with a low blow, what would Tyson have bitten off?

 

[Harvey]

<<My dick don't work>>

At least it matches that feeble cell mass that substitutes for a brain. It explains why I've always thought Tyson is a dickhead.

 

[NFS4]

I don't think that his dick is the only thing that isn't working. That little peanut sized object between his ears quit working a long time ago...

 

[BigKev]

LOL