Middle aged women on TV posing as "sexy."

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
may you live long enough to have the young woman you desire look at you with the same scorn and contempt that you display to middle aged women now.

No scorn. I just ask that they act their age. Act classy and sophisticated.

But these are just random thoughts, I'm not on a mission.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
may you live long enough to have the young woman you desire look at you with the same scorn and contempt that you display to middle aged women now.

No scorn. I just ask that they act their age. Act classy and sophisticated.

But these are just random thoughts, I'm not on a mission.

classy and sophisticated ie: wearing baggy sweats and acknowledging openly that their only social use is to swab toliets and to embrace a life devoid of any passion, sex or fun.

Thanks but no thanks, I'll ride with Kim .Btw, I have a husband who loves me and wants me to feel good, I pity the woman who marries you.

 

[BoberFett]

Don't feed the troll. Unless you're feeding him a baseball bat or brass knuckles.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Don't feed the troll. Unless you're feeding him a baseball bat or brass knuckles.

That's not classy nor sophisticated.

 

[BoberFett]

No, but it would be funny to see you without any teeth.

Edit: Not to mention that a classy, sophisticated person would speak proper English. You may choose either of the following:

1) That's neither classy nor sophisticated.

2) That's not classy or sophisticated.

Your butchery of the English language leads me to believe that you wouldn't know a classy, sophisticated woman if she beat you with a baseball bat.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
No, but it would be funny to see you without any teeth.

But then people would call you and I twins. What fun would that be? 😀

Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

 

[HombrePequeno]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

Wow, you sure are modest.

I'm sure you would never lie over the internet.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: HombrePequeno

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

Wow, you sure are modest.

I'm sure you would never lie over the internet.

With my imagination, if I was lying, I could come up with a lot more than that.

 

[flexy]

i dont think i take a post serious written by someone who talks of himself in the third person 🙂 Are you related to blackinches ? 🙂

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

OK, so you've described who you wish you were, now tell us about who you actually are.

 

[BoberFett]

My guess is that Gatsby looks something more like this guy than what he described. But it's just a guess.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

OK, so you've described who you wish you were, now tell us about who you actually are.

I've always been honest. To be fair, I'll tell you my downfalls.

Although fit, not very strong, aloof, odd and somewhat homosexual taste in music (Morrissey, Culture Club, Pet Shop Boys), mild to moderately obsessive compulsive, would rather read a book than hang out with friends.

But I'm still a charmer with the ladies. 😉

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
But I'm still a charmer with the ladies. 😉

That much is obvious, considering how you've charmed the ladies in this thread. :roll:

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
But I'm still a charmer with the ladies. 😉

That much is obvious, considering how you've charmed the ladies in this thread. :roll:

:laugh:

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
But I'm still a charmer with the ladies. 😉

That much is obvious, considering how you've charmed the ladies in this thread. :roll:

lol, "charmed" isn't really the effect he's had on me 🙂

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Does anyone know what's with this new wave of overly sexualized middle aged women on television? (Desparate Housewives, Sex In The City, etc)

Gatsby cannot stand it.

Women 10 years my senior are making Gatsby sick....sick...sick all over.

You see them on television, but please realize, they are simply doused in make up and other cosmetic equipment. They do not look that good in real life.

I pull up Amazon.com (Books), and I see these books written by psuedo-celebrities such as Kim Cattrall. 200 years prior, a woman that age would be near grandparent age.

What happened to the Golden Girl days when old women wore bright colored sweatsuits and entertained audiences by making sarcastic quips? Who decided to turn up the sexualization by about 1000%?

Oh please, when will the madness end?

And please, no "older women are best because they have experience" posts. If that's true, I want to see you say that about Bea Arthur, and then we'll talk. If you're over 30, it becomes less about "sexy" and more about "classy." A 40 year old trying to be sexy is just disturbing.

We are living longer and healthier lives than ever before.Part of that longer, healthier live includes sex. Sexuality changes over the lifespan but we are sensual creatures from the cradle to the the grave my dear, a fact which should cause you to be happy.

99% of the female population does not behave like the women on Sex In The City or Desperate Housewives.

If you have not been with a woman that want you to have sex moe than you want I am guessing you are not very good at it.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

Well so you say. I find it hard to believe that such an eligible dashing man about town would be up this late posting on the Internet. What's the matter, all the livestock put in the barn for the evening?

 

[Aquaman]

It's televison not real life. If your that much opposed to having these things around (tv shows & books etc.) ........ don't watch the show & don't buy the products. Other then that............ what can you do. These shows are popular for a reason......... thus the reason they are being "advertised" everywhere.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[BoberFett]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

Well so you say. I find it hard to believe that such an eligible dashing man about town would be up this late posting on the Internet. What's the matter, all the livestock put in the barn for the evening?

Consider yourself lucky Red. All he had to do was turn up the charm in this thread and you'd be waving goodbye as Geekbabe hailed a cab.

 

[Siddhartha]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Does anyone know what's with this new wave of overly sexualized middle aged women on television? (Desparate Housewives, Sex In The City, etc)

Gatsby cannot stand it.

Women 10 years my senior are making Gatsby sick....sick...sick all over.

You see them on television, but please realize, they are simply doused in make up and other cosmetic equipment. They do not look that good in real life.

I pull up Amazon.com (Books), and I see these books written by psuedo-celebrities such as Kim Cattrall. 200 years prior, a woman that age would be near grandparent age.

What happened to the Golden Girl days when old women wore bright colored sweatsuits and entertained audiences by making sarcastic quips? Who decided to turn up the sexualization by about 1000%?

Oh please, when will the madness end?

And please, no "older women are best because they have experience" posts. If that's true, I want to see you say that about Bea Arthur, and then we'll talk. If you're over 30, it becomes less about "sexy" and more about "classy." A 40 year old trying to be sexy is just disturbing.

You are watching too much TV.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Only playing around, no need to get your britches in a knot. Take it easy.

The only britches in a knot are yours, due to the furious pocket pool your trousers are forced to endure day in and day out. What can you do though? Sexual frustration is an ugly thing.

Twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come, yeah I couldn't get a date to save my life.

Well so you say. I find it hard to believe that such an eligible dashing man about town would be up this late posting on the Internet. What's the matter, all the livestock put in the barn for the evening?

Consider yourself lucky Red. All he had to do was turn up the charm in this thread and you'd be waving goodbye as Geekbabe hailed a cab.

Nah she prefers men to boys!

 

[eits]

awesome. gatsby hates hot women.... more for me.

 

[sniperruff]

god if the great gatsby b!tch and moan like you do i'd throw that book right into the garbage can.