Middle aged women on TV posing as "sexy."

[FeuerFrei]

A M.A.W. can be sexy, but most just fail miserably. Those that succeed are few and far between.

 

[Aquila76]

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd

Originally posted by: BoberFett
No, but it would be funny to see you without any teeth.

Edit: Not to mention that a classy, sophisticated person would speak proper English. You may choose either of the following:

1) That's neither classy nor sophisticated.

2) That's not classy or sophisticated.

Your butchery of the English language leads me to believe that you wouldn't know a classy, sophisticated woman if she beat you with a baseball bat.

ad hominem

Considering that this thread was started so the OP could vent his sexual frustrations by proclaiming that a certain group was not classy or sophisticated, it seems only fitting to show how he is neither, and therefore unqualified to comment on such.

But that point seems to have flown straight over your addled head.

How's that for an ad hominem, bitch?

Yeah, honestly. This is not the Harvard Debating Team forums. This forum is 90% under 20 and in school/college, probably still living at home.

EDIT: BTW, I'd looove a 3-way with Kim Catrall and Eva Longoria.

 

[DCFife]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I contend that the myth of sexy older women is simply a tool used to help older women gain confidence. It borders on pity rather than praise.

Anybody who doesn't appreciate a MILF needs to turn in their man card immediately or face the possibility of execution or worse...LIFETIME BAN!

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Does anyone know what's with this new wave of overly sexualized middle aged women on television? (Desparate Housewives, Sex In The City, etc)

Gatsby cannot stand it.

Women 10 years my senior are making Gatsby sick....sick...sick all over.

You see them on television, but please realize, they are simply doused in make up and other cosmetic equipment. They do not look that good in real life.

I pull up Amazon.com (Books), and I see these books written by psuedo-celebrities such as Kim Cattrall. 200 years prior, a woman that age would be near grandparent age.

What happened to the Golden Girl days when old women wore bright colored sweatsuits and entertained audiences by making sarcastic quips? Who decided to turn up the sexualization by about 1000%?

Oh please, when will the madness end?

And please, no "older women are best because they have experience" posts. If that's true, I want to see you say that about Bea Arthur, and then we'll talk. If you're over 30, it becomes less about "sexy" and more about "classy." A 40 year old trying to be sexy is just disturbing.

That's because you're ignorant and immature for the most part. Don't worry, odds are you'll grow up eventually.

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

...Most women with children at my age had them accidentally (not true in the past, but is true today), which indicates a lower than average intelligence...

And yet you watch "Desparate Housewives" and "Sex In The City". :roll:

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Ornery

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

...Most women with children at my age had them accidentally (not true in the past, but is true today), which indicates a lower than average intelligence...

And yet you watch "Desparate Housewives" and "Sex In The City". :roll:

I don't watch the shows, I just "hear" about them. I know what they're about. I see the advertisements for them. It's about middle aged women "whore-in-it-up."

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
There ARE women over 40 that still look good!

You will appreciate this when YOU are over 40! 🙂

That is because your standards go down, but mine will not. See page 4 for that explanation.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: MagicConch
Middle aged women can be hot if they don't dress and act like their in their 20s. Then they just look pathetic.

You just summed up my entire point.

Atleast someone here had the brains to figure it out.

 

[Aries64]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
Women 10 years my senior are making Gatsby sick....sick...sick all over.

Women 10 years your senior are still in high school, Billy.

Pwned!

 

[Kaervak]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
There ARE women over 40 that still look good!

You will appreciate this when YOU are over 40! 🙂

That is because your standards go down, but mine will not. See page 4 for that explanation.

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: MagicConch
Middle aged women can be hot if they don't dress and act like their in their 20s. Then they just look pathetic.

You just summed up my entire point.

Atleast someone here had the brains to figure it out.

Way to contradict yourself.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Where all the mothaf***in' pics be at up in this thread? 😛

- M4H

 

[Ornery]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

I don't watch the shows, I just "hear" about them. I know what they're about. I see the advertisements for them. It's about middle aged women "whore-in-it-up."

...new wave of overly sexualized middle aged women on television?

WTF is "new" about this crap? It's been part of soap operas since the dawn of TV. The real question is, "WHO CARES?" :roll:

 

[MartyMcFly3]

And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson,
Jesus loves you more than you will know (Wo wo wo).
God bless you, please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey).

 

[SVT Cobra]

wow OP for elite!

i am loving it!

 

[AmphibSailor]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: AmphibSailor

You see them on television, but please realize, they are simply doused in make up and other cosmetic equipment. They do not look that good in real life.

Give it a few years junior. They all look better the older you get.

That's because your standards go down because your own looks will deteriorate. Most guys the same age as these Desperate Housewives women are fat, balding, have little money, little self confidence, and are so deprived of attention from an attractive women, they'll get turned on by anything that isn't sagging to the wasteline.

Pretty bold statement for someone hiding behind a keyboard. In my case you're wrong on all counts:
Fat
Balding
Little Money
Little Self Confidence
Deprived of attention
Turned on by anything that isn't sagging to the waistline

Since I was born with natural good looks, thick hair, and am on the track to financial success, and take great care of my self by not drinking, smoking, doing drugs, or gaining unneeded weight, I have a longer shelf life and I will not lower my standards as I get older.

Sounds like me...



I'd love a pair of 20 year olds, but there is nothing wrong with a sexy 40 year old!

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: dug777

Originally posted by: suse920
milf=yes
gilf=no

g=goat? 😉

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

 

[Lurknomore]

:thumbsup:
Amen Gatsby, finally telling the truth!

Women in their 30's and past can still retain their beauty, but in NO way are any of them "sexy" or retain any sex appeal. Their wrinkly skin, deflated bodies (look at the recent Madonna video- her legs are decent but her midsection is paunchy and she moves without any spring or energy, just like a lotof middle age women), girthy bottoms from childbearing- just blech.:disgust:

Alot of them, unfortunately, are still horny as hell-apparently the sex drive doesn't go away.😱

Is it any wonder that men with any semblance of money or power will go for the younger ladies?

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: AmphibSailor


Sounds like me...



I'd love a pair of 20 year olds, but there is nothing wrong with a sexy 40 year old!

If you look anything like your avatar, I doubt it.

When I say good looking, I mean serious model material. So good that most women don't even bother because they're intimidated.

You strike me as the type who looks similar to your avatar. Car salesman looking or something of that sort.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
:thumbsup:
Amen Gatsby, finally telling the truth!

Women in their 30's and past can still retain their beauty, but in NO way are any of them "sexy" or retain any sex appeal. Their wrinkly skin, deflated bodies (look at the recent Madonna video- her legs are decent but her midsection is paunchy and she moves without any spring or energy, just like a lotof middle age women), girthy bottoms from childbearing- just blech.:disgust:

Alot of them, unfortunately, are still horny as hell-apparently the sex drive doesn't go away.😱

Is it any wonder that men with any semblance of money or power will go for the younger ladies?

And is it any wonder that the younger guys who get "Cougared" by the older women have one hell of a good time? 😛

To claim that women cannot be "sexy" or "have no sex appeal" after 30 is just pure, unadulterated, bull****.

- M4H

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

And is it any wonder that the younger guys who get "Cougared" by the older women have one hell of a good time? 😛

It's incredible what a dozen Heinekens can convince a young man to do.

 

[Lurknomore]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
:thumbsup:
Amen Gatsby, finally telling the truth!

Women in their 30's and past can still retain their beauty, but in NO way are any of them "sexy" or retain any sex appeal. Their wrinkly skin, deflated bodies (look at the recent Madonna video- her legs are decent but her midsection is paunchy and she moves without any spring or energy, just like a lotof middle age women), girthy bottoms from childbearing- just blech.:disgust:

Alot of them, unfortunately, are still horny as hell-apparently the sex drive doesn't go away.😱

Is it any wonder that men with any semblance of money or power will go for the younger ladies?

And is it any wonder that the younger guys who get "Cougared" by the older women have one hell of a good time? 😛

To claim that women cannot be "sexy" or "have no sex appeal" after 30 is just pure, unadulterated, bull****.

- M4H

They may "look" sexy, esp. with makeup and if they workout and eat right.
But if you look closer, it's a sad sight, a disaster. Plus, their skin loses any "bounce" or firmness- it may look good but it feels gooshy and used, major turnoff.

Don't be fooled- get em young while they still look good in their lowrisers.😉

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore
They may "look" sexy, esp. with makeup and if they workout and eat right.
But if you look closer, it's a sad sight, a disaster. Plus, their skin loses any "bounce" or firmness- it may look good but it feels gooshy and used, major turnoff.

Don't be fooled- get em young while they still look good in their lowrisers.😉

:thumbsup: Very true.

Also, the skin spots they get are the worst.

 

[Ricochet]

:laugh:

This thread is hilarious. Thanks, Gatsby. I don't know if you are a troll or not....but d@mn, getting so many ATOTers so riled up.

 

[The Linuxator]

More Terri Hatcher PLZ :beer:😀

 

[eits]

Originally posted by: Aquila76

Originally posted by: BoberFett

Originally posted by: kevinthenerd

Originally posted by: BoberFett
No, but it would be funny to see you without any teeth.

Edit: Not to mention that a classy, sophisticated person would speak proper English. You may choose either of the following:

1) That's neither classy nor sophisticated.

2) That's not classy or sophisticated.

Your butchery of the English language leads me to believe that you wouldn't know a classy, sophisticated woman if she beat you with a baseball bat.

ad hominem

Considering that this thread was started so the OP could vent his sexual frustrations by proclaiming that a certain group was not classy or sophisticated, it seems only fitting to show how he is neither, and therefore unqualified to comment on such.

But that point seems to have flown straight over your addled head.

How's that for an ad hominem, bitch?

Yeah, honestly. This is not the Harvard Debating Team forums. This forum is 90% under 20 and in school/college, probably still living at home.

EDIT: BTW, I'd looove a 3-way with Kim Catrall and Eva Longoria.

how about 2 kim catralls? she doesn't look all THAT great, but dispite the fact that she's still pretty sexy, that woman obviously knows how to make a guy shoot off like a geyser.