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MEN: Over the fence or through the gate?

coomarlin

Senior member
A lot of you probably remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode several years back where they debated this. This debate was raised again at work this week and no clearcut answer ever came about.

So I'll ask it as a poll.

Seems like most guys that wear boxers go through the gate while those that wear briefs go over the fence.

I for one normally wear jeans and boxers so 90% of the time I'm through the gate. I'm over the fence only when I wear jogging pants or shorts without zippers.
 
Oh boy another one of these threads...can't wait for the "my junk's too big to fit through the boxer slit so I have to drop trou at the urinal" crowd.

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Wait a minute, are you talking about penis? I wear tighty whities so I guess its .... 😱

You sit down to pee?

 
Originally posted by: loup garou
Oh boy another one of these threads...can't wait for the "my junk's too big to fit through the boxer slit so I have to drop trou at the urinal" crowd.

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat
Wait a minute, are you talking about penis? I wear tighty whities so I guess its .... 😱

You sit down to pee?

Not if I can help it. Have you seen public toilets lately? :laugh:
 
depends on the boxers I'm wearing.. if they have a button (and it's buttoned), I usually go over the fence. Otherwise it's through the gate.

Edit: When I wear pants with a zipper, I unzip and then either go over or through (according to criteria above).
 
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Kids wear briefs, teenagers wear boxers. Men wear boxer briefs, which contain gates.

Boxer briefs are for men who want the comfort and feel of briefs but don't have the balls to admit it.

I wear briefs. I want to know where my junk is 100% of the time.
 
Originally posted by: thepd7
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Kids wear briefs, teenagers wear boxers. Men wear boxer briefs, which contain gates.

Boxer briefs are for men who want the comfort and feel of briefs but don't have the balls to admit it.

I wear briefs. I want to know where my junk is 100% of the time.

Negative, but to each his own.
 
Originally posted by: coomarlin
A lot of you probably remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode several years back where they debated this. This debate was raised again at work this week and no clearcut answer ever came about.

So I'll ask it as a poll.

Seems like most guys that wear boxers go through the gate while those that wear briefs go over the fence.

I for one normally wear jeans and boxers so 90% of the time I'm through the gate. I'm over the fence only when I wear jogging pants or shorts without zippers.

That's my strategy.
 
If I'm dressed nicely (i.e. shirt is tucked in), through the gate. Most of the time I'm wearing shorts/jeans and an untucked t-shirt, and it's easier to just go over the top.

I wear boxer briefs.
 
Originally posted by: loup garou
Oh boy another one of these threads...can't wait for the "my junk's too big to fit through the boxer slit so I have to drop trou at the urinal" crowd.

And the inevitable discussion of whether or not it's faster to undo your belt and unzip than it is to unzip and use the access hatch.
 
Mine is quite larger than average so it's easier for me to go over the fence. Don't have to deal with any hassles then.
 
Over the fence no matter what I got on underneath. Never been a through the gate guy. Its like work digging in there.
 
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