MEN: Over the fence or through the gate?

[rh71]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71
I sit on the can when I'm at home regardless. It's just so much easier than 1) possibly missing, 2) splash, or 3) having to really shake after and having that go all over the place.

At an outside urinal it's always over the fence.

Uh...

...huh?

 

[OCGuy]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71
I sit on the can when I'm at home regardless. It's just so much easier than 1) possibly missing, 2) splash, or 3) having to really shake after and having that go all over the place.

At an outside urinal it's always over the fence.

Uh...

...huh?

I thought sitting to pee was only for guys with a dick so small they pee on their balls?

 

[manowar821]

Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
Kids wear briefs, teenagers wear boxers. Men wear boxer briefs, which contain gates.

Shut the hell up, you can wear whatever you like, whenever you like. These types of rules are believed only by cocks.

 

[imported_Imp]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71
I sit on the can when I'm at home regardless. It's just so much easier than 1) possibly missing, 2) splash, or 3) having to really shake after and having that go all over the place.

At an outside urinal it's always over the fence.

Uh...

...huh?

I thought sitting to pee was only for guys with a dick so small they pee on their balls?

Swatting or sitting prevents messes. That pool of piss you just stepped in under the urinal? All of it would be in the toilet if you were swatting/sitting.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

What about us commandos?

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
What about us commandos?

You still usually wear pants when in the public.

 

[grrl]

What if you go cowboy?

 

[skace]

I wear gateless boxer briefs =/.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: OCguy

Originally posted by: rh71
I sit on the can when I'm at home regardless. It's just so much easier than 1) possibly missing, 2) splash, or 3) having to really shake after and having that go all over the place.

At an outside urinal it's always over the fence.

Uh...

...huh?

I thought sitting to pee was only for guys with a dick so small they pee on their balls?

OMG you got me. You have a bigger dick than me. Did I make your day? Did I not explain why?

Oh I did forget one more reason... there's a female in the house so the seat has to be down right... guess what... it's down all the time now... no need to touch the seat ever.