Men, enter at your own risk......

[ltk007]

ROFL MDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Yeeny]

For your information Mday, Evan was too around, he was 3 when I was 15. And very good post, darn you! I will get you back one of these days....

Especially this one: What do you call GirlFriday when she expects to have sex on the second date?
Stupid because she is expecting a second date.

 

[IronMike]

Now I understand why there are battered women.

 

[Mday]

IronMike, it's because we enjoy dipping them and tossing them into a deep frier...

GF, i said "around" because you're no longer 2x his age...

 

[Russ]

<< I think the problem is GF is so envious of men that she has to make jokes about them >>



Hubbs,

Clearly, this would exclude you.

Russ, NCNE

 

[kamiam]

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!To quote someone who shall remain nameless... The late great 80's ladies undies bundies collectors collection agent just taxed the hell outa GF:Q

 

[kamiam]

should rename this post to:Men, enter @ GF's greatest downfall or how GF contracted hoof-in-mouth disease

 

[AMDJunkie]

Man, now I am feeling sorry for GF.

 

[stomp]

This thread somehow reminded me of:

Why do women fake orgasms?

They think we care.

 

[Yeeny]

Actually, I am enjoying this. But so far, Mday is in the lead, with LTK a close second.

GF's greatest downfall

Hey Kamiam, I never said I spent the night with you, did I?

 

[ltk007]

<< Hey Kamiam, I never said I spent the night with you, did I? >>

I don't think GF remembers, she was too loaded that night.

 

[Mday]

woohoo i'm winning

 

[ltk007]

Its a shame that my funny comment is lost behind Mday's first ever good joke.

 

[kamiam]

I wouldnt know GF I put a bag over the &quot;girl's head&quot; on the night in question... the bottle of tequila didnt work as expected ...



besides...after the bag fell off...I had to throw you out...how could you have stayed the night anyway????

 

[Yeeny]

Well Kamiam, you are not supposed to hit the woman over the head with it. I know thats the only way you have to get some action from a woman, but still.

 

[CrumCake]

Poor poor GF, what are ya gonna do now





<< GF's greatest downfall >>

, is not having a slice of CrumCake!

 

[kamiam]

well GF thats all it took w/you... knocked you out cold w/the first blow...just think...GF down for the count via a paper bag!:Q



btw while she was down for the count... it wasnt all that good...she was like a dog chewing a bone!!!

 

[Yeeny]

Kamiam: Honey, you could not handle a woman like me, hell, could you even handle a woman?

And as for a dog chewing a bone, isn't that more along the lines of limp old chew toy?

 

[CrumCake]

good one GF.

 

[kamiam]

well after you got done w/it JAWS thats about all that is left... a limp chew toy




btw... crummycake no comments are needed from the peanut gallery...come back when your taller than 48 inches:Q

 

[Mday]

<< << GF's greatest downfall >>

, is not having a slice of CrumCake! >>




hmmmm

CC, i could slice you if you want...

at least we know GF is not the exwife of some bobbit...