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Yeeny

Lifer
Here are some jokes for the women of the board:

How can you tell if a man is happy?

Who cares?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second date?

Slow

Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than to improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

How do you confuse a man?

Tell him to start a knock-knock joke.

Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander?

- It's too little to be let out alone.

No men were harmed in the making of these jokes, honest.. 😉 This thread is dedicated to Evan, since he likes men jokes so much. 🙂
 
Excuse Girlfriday for her penis prejudice. She hasn't seen one in so long she's beginning to think they hate her too. 😉
 
RIGHT after I get up off the floor from laughing over the post of ltk007's I'll help you manbash, GF.


(My heart won't be in it though, 'cause I think men are the best housepets ever semi-domesticated!)

😉
 
Alright, don't be helping Evan out here dang it unxpurg8d lol. He is still a man, albeit a very little version of one... 😉
 
Despite the fact that I've got those darn Jew shortness genes, I've got it all where it counts. In both my heads 😉
 
GirlFriday does not have penis prejudice and the reason goes back to her childhood.

Little ltk007 and GirlFriday are playing in the garden when they start having an argument about whether boys are better than girls. After a while ltk007 stands up and pulls down his shorts saying 'Boys are better than girls 'cos you haven't got one of these!!'.

GirlFriday looks at him in astonishment as she knows that she hasn't got one of those between her legs. She bursts out crying and rushes inside to her mother. A little while later she comes back out with a big smile on her face.'My mum says girls are better than boys', she says.

'No they're not.' says ltk007 pulling down his shorts, 'You haven't got one of these!'.

GirlFriday looks at him, then raises her skirt, pulls down her panties and says 'My mum says that as long as I've got one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!!'
 
I think the problem is GF is so envious of men that she has to make jokes about them to make herself feel better.

Just monkeyin😉

 
Crum: Evan's women problems would be solved if he would only just keep a patch kit handy, for those plastic emergencies... :Q 😉
 
Male or female, making fun of them is what you do when you aren't having fun with them. 😉

🙂
 
Well hopefully one day GF, men will have the same advantage as you with your soft rubber materials. Untill then, we shall keep our patch kits handy.😉
 
How can you tell if GirlFriday is happy?
Who cares?

What's the difference between GirlFriday and a new dog?
After a year, you are excited to see the dog.

What do you call GirlFriday when she expects to have sex on the second date?
Stupid because she is expecting a second date.

Why does GirlFriday pay more attention to her appearance than to improving her mind?
Because she is too stupid to realize the futile attempts to make herself presentable.

How do you confuse GirlFriday?
How can one NOT confuse GirlFriday?

Why is it dangerous to let GirlFriday's mind wander?
A mind is a terrible thing to waste on GirlFriday.
 
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Why is Paulson here then? I thought he was only 10 years old. That's a boy where I'm from, hardly a man. I wonder if a boy would truly understand half of those jokes...?
 
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