Me and my big mouth...

[MrColin]

Like my grandfather used to say:
"If you're going to be dumb, you'd better be tough"

 

[LordMaul]

I'm not very worried about my house or myself, I just don't want to have to hurt somebody over this...

And I'm just about the most aware person you'll ever meet. He'd either be very good or very lucky to surprise me.

I'm always armed, my doors are secure ... I'm so security conscious anyway that I'm almost a different species.

I'm not an easy mark. ... I've been through it too often.

If I have a problem I want to face them over it.

God's great joke was to make me good at [fighting] though.

I haven't experienced anyone being able to take me in a long time.

*smirk*

*shakes head*

Next up! PrinceofWands: Hey guys...should I be embarassed of my 14" penis? I mean, I'm not bragging, but really, it kind of gets in the way. I guess it's really just a physical flaw of mine that I'm starting to accept.

 

[her209]

Okay, we need PICS to confirm BADASS status.

 

[rezinn]

Wow, you're an idiot.

 

[SampSon]

Beleive me, I'm not arguing with you about the decision. It's something I have to seriously rethink for the future.

As to my physical confrontation, it hasn't happened outside of work in a long, LONG time. I truly HATE conflict. As an INFP it's sort of an innate personality trait. God's great joke was to make me good at it though. One reason I was so popular in security was because I could de-escalate so many situations without having to go hands-on. The other reason was that I was always willing to go hands-on if necessary. In my experience the more willing you are to fight, the less often you actually have to. It may sound bizarre, but it's worked for me since high school.

You'll never find anyone more interested in avoiding a fight where possible. I just have a different definition of what 'possible' means.

Let's fight, bitch.

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
I'm not very worried about my house or myself, I just don't want to have to hurt somebody over this...

And I'm just about the most aware person you'll ever meet. He'd either be very good or very lucky to surprise me.

I'm always armed, my doors are secure ... I'm so security conscious anyway that I'm almost a different species.

I'm not an easy mark. ... I've been through it too often.

If I have a problem I want to face them over it.

God's great joke was to make me good at [fighting] though.

I haven't experienced anyone being able to take me in a long time.

*smirk*

*shakes head*

Next up! PrinceofWands: Hey guys...should I be embarassed of my 14" penis? I mean, I'm not bragging, but really, it kind of gets in the way. I guess it's really just a physical flaw of mine that I'm starting to accept.

I wish. I'd much rather have schlong than combat experience. 😎

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: her209
Okay, we need PICS to confirm BADASS status.

Of what??? Me with the people I restrained or arrested 5-12 years ago? Heh, sorry, that wasn't something we did generally, though there are probably some mugshots floating around somewhere. Really not sure what you could take a picture of that would relay combat ability.

 

[preslove]

I don't like you. I want to beat the crap out of you, you dough-boy-douche.


What's your address?

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: preslove
I don't like you. I want to beat the crap out of you, you dough-boy-douche.


What's your address?

Heheh, not again. Sorry, my card is full this month, try back in June. 😎

 

[Molondo]

A real badass is someone who went through the chechnian war. All this playing poker and talking about women on a boat *navy* is a walk in a park.

You remind me of a guy who i met and was high on himself. He would show off by showing me cool poses and ****** that he does while paintballing. Absolutely hillerious.

 

[Reckoner]

PrinceofTides, what were you thinking?

 

[The Batt?sai]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
You know if he was crazy he wouldn't have to confront you directly to make your life miserable. So despite your macho I'm-so-tough-i'll-try-to-start-a-fight-with-anyone-even-people-over-the-internet attitude, he has the upper hand.

 

[PimpJuice]

Youre cocky simply for the fact that you invited this guy over because you think you could kick his ass. Keep playing the odds.....one of these days its gonna go the other way and it wont be pretty.

Dumb ass.

 

[paulney]

We all know what happens in Seattle when a psycho is invited to a party. And these people were extremely kind to him.
Now you, on the other hand, have pissed a psycho off.

Bah, I wouldn't sweat it too much. Just be more careful next time.