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McDonald's Advertising Sign FAIL

MartyMcFly3

MartyMcFly3

Lifer
So I was driving around today at work when this little gem caught my eye.

LINK - Text NSFW

Now THATS how I want to wake up every day! :laugh:
 
Only $2.29 for a muff? I'll take 10! And shit... I got McDonald's breakfast this morning and it wasn't even on the menu. 🙁
 
Funniest thing I ever saw was at a snocone stand last summer. The wife and I were driving past this place and they had one of those signs pointing to it saying "Come try our new Hanna Montana flavor". 😀
 
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So I was driving around today at work when this little gem caught my eye.

LINK - Text NSFW

Now THATS how I want to wake up every day! :laugh:
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Let me guess this was posted in some bible belt small country town? 🙂

Customer: Uhh can I speak to your manager
Employee: Yeah just a sec I'll get him
Customer: Do you realize how offensive that sign you have out front is!?
Manager: What sign?
Customer: The one advertising your "muff" deal
Manager: So what about it, our muffins are on special this month
Customer: Yeah but it says muff! Not muffin
Manager: I'm not getting you. What do you mean.
Customer: Do I have to spell it out! Muff! As in a woman's ..... unmentionables
Manager: A what.....? What are you talking about?.....
Customer: Jesus Christ are you thick! A VAGINA .... V.A.G.I.N.A. VAG. Muff!!!!!
Manager: LONG pause ........
.
.
.
"What's a Vagina?"
Customer: 😕
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So I was driving around today at work when this little gem caught my eye.

LINK - Text NSFW

Now THATS how I want to wake up every day! :laugh:
Click to expand...

Let me guess this was posted in some bible belt small country town? 🙂

Customer: Uhh can I speak to your manager
Employee: Yeah just a sec I'll get him
Customer: Do you realize how offensive that sign you have out front is!?
Manager: What sign?
Customer: The one advertising your "muff" deal
Manager: So what about it, our muffins are on special this month
Customer: Yeah but it says muff! Not muffin
Manager: I'm not getting you. What do you mean.
Customer: Do I have to spell it out! Muff! As in a woman's ..... unmentionables
Manager: A what.....? What are you talking about?.....
Customer: Jesus Christ are you thick! A VAGINA .... V.A.G.I.N.A. VAG. Muff!!!!!
Manager: LONG pause ........
.
.
.
"What's a Vagina?"
Customer: 😕
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Its your average run of the mill suburban town. Retail stores a plenty, very little country area.
 
Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So I was driving around today at work when this little gem caught my eye.

LINK - Text NSFW

Now THATS how I want to wake up every day! :laugh:
Click to expand...

Let me guess this was posted in some bible belt small country town? 🙂

Customer: Uhh can I speak to your manager
Employee: Yeah just a sec I'll get him
Customer: Do you realize how offensive that sign you have out front is!?
Manager: What sign?
Customer: The one advertising your "muff" deal
Manager: So what about it, our muffins are on special this month
Customer: Yeah but it says muff! Not muffin
Manager: I'm not getting you. What do you mean.
Customer: Do I have to spell it out! Muff! As in a woman's ..... unmentionables
Manager: A what.....? What are you talking about?.....
Customer: Jesus Christ are you thick! A VAGINA .... V.A.G.I.N.A. VAG. Muff!!!!!
Manager: LONG pause ........
.
.
.
"What's a Vagina?"
Customer: 😕
Click to expand...
You fail miserably at the funny.
 
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