Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: MartyMcFly3
So I was driving around today at work when this little gem caught my eye.
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Now THATS how I want to wake up every day! :laugh:
Let me guess this was posted in some bible belt small country town?
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Customer: Uhh can I speak to your manager
Employee: Yeah just a sec I'll get him
Customer: Do you realize how offensive that sign you have out front is!?
Manager: What sign?
Customer: The one advertising your "muff" deal
Manager: So what about it, our muffins are on special this month
Customer: Yeah but it says muff! Not muffin
Manager: I'm not getting you. What do you mean.
Customer: Do I have to spell it out! Muff! As in a woman's ..... unmentionables
Manager: A what.....? What are you talking about?.....
Customer: Jesus Christ are you thick! A VAGINA .... V.A.G.I.N.A. VAG. Muff!!!!!
Manager: LONG pause ........
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"What's a Vagina?"
Customer:
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