Mayonnaise?

KeithTalent

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Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Mayo is Spunky approved!

That sounds strangely erotic.

Mayo FTW. Miracle Wwhip is some sort of nasty white goo that no human should consume.

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GagHalfrunt

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Yes, in the proper application. Mayo on a turkey sandwich is great, mayo on pizza and you need to be removed from the gene pool.
 

TallBill

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Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Yes, in the proper application. Mayo on a turkey sandwich is great, mayo on pizza and you need to be removed from the gene pool.

Have you tried this? If not, then don't judge.
 

AlienCraft

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OK, here's a challenge for all you Macgyver's, I-can-fix-anything-geeks..... MAKE your own damn Mayo fresh and then get back to me.

THAT is sex on a plate.
 

HannibalX

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Mayonnaise = whipped eggs. I make it all the time. :)

Edit: And yes, it's pure sex.
 

compuwiz1

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Mayo on any sammich except Turkey. Got to be Miracle Whip on my Turkey! I like em both for different things.
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Mayo is Spunky approved!

That sounds strangely erotic.

So does Miracle Whip . . . or the otherwise innocent, lunch-based phrase, "She spread her meat out lovingly, and I covered that tasty mound with mayo."




 

cKGunslinger

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Mayo is for BLTs.. and nothing else. ;)

Even then, I'm assuming it's probably the sheer awesomeness of the bacon that morphs the mayonnaise into something edible.
 

HannibalX

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So you people who hate mayo, you're telling me on a hot, beef brisket sandwich you wouldn't have mayo?
 

cKGunslinger

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Originally posted by: iFX
So you people who hate mayo, you're telling me on a hot, beef brisket sandwich you wouldn't have mayo?

Sounds like a job for some nice, homemade BBQ sauce..
 

AnonymouseUser

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Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Originally posted by: iFX
So you people who hate mayo, you're telling me on a hot, beef brisket sandwich you wouldn't have mayo?

Sounds like a job for some nice, homemade BBQ sauce..

This. If not I would prefer it dry than with mayo.