Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[EliteRetard]

I bought a nice topside roast for easter...it turned out fucking awesome..cost about 17 dollars.

Could've turned it into a massive pot of awesome chili. Make it just spicy enough that nobody else will eat it so you can have it all to yourself.
Usually just a touch of smoked jalapeno is all you need, wimpy Americans...

 

[Mayne]

getting a bit tired of my niece and nephew high on mushrooms..thank god for beer and my little hidey-hole that i can escape into.

 

[KMFJD]

getting a bit tired of my niece and nephew high on mushrooms..thank god for beer and my little hidey-hole that i can escape into.

they didn't want to share with you?

 

[Mayne]

I would of done it if i was 20 years old again...just can't be bothered. Gonna smoke their weed though.

 

[Mayne]

this no May no thread thing is harder than I thought it would be.

 

[Mayne]

Day 16 of my no thread May. I think I can do this.

 

[John Connor]

getting a bit tired of my niece and nephew high on mushrooms..thank god for beer and my little hidey-hole that i can escape into.

 

[Mayne]

What does the "B" in LGBT mean these days?

 

[Pulsar]

What does the "B" in LGBT mean these days?

You're behind the times. No one says LGBT. Now it's LGBTTQQIAAP. Not kidding. Idiots. Be what you want to be. You don't need acronyms or special titles. QQ

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd guess beastiality but not sure if that's considered accepted yet. Give it time though. Furry conventions are the gateway to that.

 

[Mayne]

Well I did what I hoped I never would do. I texted the ex on facebook. I have been cringing hard all day today. At one point I said the "L" word and attempted some feeble ass cyber sex thing lol. Omg I hate myself right now.

 

[highland145]

And you should, potato noggin.

 

[Mayne]

highland i'm this close to closing all my media outlets.

 

[highland145]

highland i'm this close to closing all my media outlets.

Except us, right?

We, you, one.

 

[Mayne]

that same nephew I've gone on and on about who is now 31.

I think i'm playing on the sega lol.

 

[SillyOReilly]

Wow that's really interesting

 

[Mayne]

I guess its neither funny or interesting..just knowing what that shit would grow up to be..makes me reflect back.

 

[Charmonium]

Well I did what I hoped I never would do. I texted the ex on facebook. I have been cringing hard all day today. At one point I said the "L" word and attempted some feeble ass cyber sex thing lol. Omg I hate myself right now.

Screwing the ex is always a mistake, but you already know that.

 

[sandorski]

It's still May, Dude.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Think your like is broken.

 

[SKORPI0]

I don't see any pics.

 

[Ichinisan]

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?u...78788586&rm=15c376b1ed8322f4&zw&sz=w1567-h795

You can't embed that. We can't see it. We aren't logged-in to your Google account and we don't have that image in our web browser cache.

 

[Mayne]

https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?u...78788586&rm=15c376b1ed8322f4&zw&sz=w1567-h795

You can't embed that. We can't see it. We aren't logged-in to your Google account and we don't have that image in our web browser cache.

I am not a smart man.

 

[Mayne]

I know I do, it's why I am here. Sure I have my family around me...but I can't take them for more than 10 minutes at a time.

 

[Mayne]

I guess i'm just looking for sympathy right now. I really hate my life right now.