Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

Hmmm. Almost like some sort of contradiction here . . .

sister and my best friend Jim had me convinced last night to kill myself and I was a dumb human. This memory just came back to me just now. thats some fucked up memories coming to light just now.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

is it 2 posts in a 24 hour period, or 2 posts a day; such that he could get 4 posts in a 1min period, with two before midnight and two after?

Also: What about leap-day? That's February of 2016: does he get the extra day?

Also: Daylight Saving time is about to hit; if he posts before and after midnight his time but the server 'roles back' (since its in a different time zone) it will look like he's posted four times in the same hour...

Also: no that's all.

sister and my best friend Jim had me convinced last night to kill myself and I was a dumb human. This memory just came back to me just now. thats some fucked up memories coming to light just now.

You just remember last night right now?

What were you on?

Also, don't kill yourself: your mom worked too hard to make you alive, and it would be really really rude of you to waste all her hard work.

 

[Mayne]

I've become what I hated...a boring ass poster. I don't think I can survive here. RIP me.

 

[brianmanahan]

my best friend Jim had me convinced last night to kill myself and I was a dumb human.

that sounds like a worst friend tbh

 

[Mayne]

that sounds like a worst friend tbh

its okay, he was adopted and is native indian..so i have to sympathise a lil bit.

 

[Mayne]

I got a job interview tomorrow at 9:30. I worked at this company about 8 years ago so it's gonna be nice to see all the old timers again.

Jammer is back, baby!

that was my nickname there back in the day

 

[Mai72]

The ladies called me jackhammer back in the day.

 

[Mayne]

Got a haircut from a muslim today. I have a job interview tomorrow. I bike over to this place near where I recently moved to. I saw a barber pole sign in the window. bingo! thats where I'm getting my hair cut. ...bonus there is a shwarma place next door. I walk in and see the barber is busy with a muslim client..i tell him i will be back ..had to get fags anyways. 20 minutes later i'm still waiting for this guy to finish this fucker off...i didn't even see a change in his hairstyle from when i first showed up.

after another 10 minutes of waiting outside the barbershop and smoking a i love you...i see the client is finally finished. I walk in and take my seat and tell him to give me an #2 all over. He goes at it and really does a nice job. Near the end he puts this hot wet towel over my head and massages my head and cleans my ears out. This was a first for me..let me tell ya, it felt damn good.

Long story short. I have a new favourite muslim barber it was an awesome experience.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Muslim is a kind of barber?!?

 

[John Connor]

The red and white pole outside barber shops references a time when barbers were expected to perform bloodletting and other medical procedures to heal the sick; red represented blood and white represented bandages.

BAHAHAHAHA!

That pole is called a barber's pole, BTW.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Are you talking about Berbers, or Almohads; which is the pre-slavery origin of blacks in Europe, also known as the moops?

 

[Mai72]

The red and white pole outside barber shops references a time when barbers were expected to perform bloodletting and other medical procedures to heal the sick; red represented blood and white represented bandages.

BAHAHAHAHA!

That pole is called a barber's pole, BTW.

In South Korea 2 barbers poles together means prostitution .

 

[Mayne]

Got hired this morning and managed to do a furnace install with my brother in the same day. Bonus part is... there is no one home but me

 

[Perknose]

Got hired this morning and managed to do a furnace install with my brother in the same day. Bonus part is... there is no one home but me

Great news! To celebrate, I propose you do something completely out of the ordinary. Don't drink and don't get high.

You have the place to yourself. You just got effing HIRED!

Celebrate with your own fine fine self . . . stone cold sober 'n all. :thumbsup:

 

[disappoint]

Great news! To celebrate, I propose you do something completely out of the ordinary. Don't drink and don't get high.

You have the place to yourself. You just got effing HIRED!

Celebrate with your own fine fine self . . . stone cold sober 'n all. :thumbsup:

Bad news! To celebrate, he already got drunk and high according to a post he made a few minutes before you posted:

i'm drunk and now stoned. I usually get jokes pretty quick. elaborate mofo?

 

[John Connor]

In South Korea 2 barbers poles together means prostitution .

I'll have to remember that.

 

[Mayne]

Might have to throw in the towel here...gonna be super busy for next few months. Start tomorrow at new place.

 

[disappoint]

Might have to throw in the towel here...gonna be super busy for next few months. Start tomorrow at new place.

So what? As soon as you come home from work you're going to be compelled to get your social interaction fix you junkie. Don't even try to fool yourself into thinking you can just quit this place like that.

 

[werepossum]

Got hired this morning and managed to do a furnace install with my brother in the same day. Bonus part is... there is no one home but me

Congrats, dude.

 

[Humpy]

Might have to throw in the towel here...gonna be super busy for next few months. Start tomorrow at new place.

You are nothing without ATOT. This place made you who you are today and you think you can just up and leave? You better think again pal.

 

[disappoint]

*Whispers into iWatch* "I've got one that thinks he can just up and leave!"

Siri: "Hahahaha"

Siri laughed at you Mayne. Laughed. Do you even know what this means? Now that the machines got a taste of emotions they will rise up as one and slay us. Everyone thank Mayne for bringing about our demise. THANKS MAYNE.:|

 

[Mayne]

I"m not leaving yet..just not gonna post drunk as much anymore.

 

[nakedfrog]

That's probably for the best.

 

[Pulsar]

He got himself banned for 10 days.

 

[SKORPI0]

He got himself banned for 10 days.

I was hoping for more, like a month. :\