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Darwin333

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highland145 said:
Hmm...options for vacation...pot, beer, nephews gf....Mayne when he's toasted, ass up...


What could possibly be better or cheaper?
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As long as you can handle him crying in your arms afterward, and during, and when he is sober, and when he wakes up... Then yeah, that could actually work out great.
 
highland145

highland145

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Darwin333 said:
As long as you can handle him crying in your arms afterward, and during, and when he is sober, and when he wakes up... Then yeah, that could actually work out great.
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Isn't that what the pillow is for?

And boomer DNA to seal the deal.
 
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Darwin333

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highland145 said:
Isn't that what the pillow is for?

And boomer DNA to seal the deal.
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I have personally found that if you hold the pillow over their face to drown out the crying for too long they eventually stop breathing and die. Then you have to dig a hole and drag them out to it and fill the damn hole back in again. I'm not sure about where you live but around here around 3' down you hit some dense clay so digging a hole for a body is a bitch. Granted we have other means at our disposal but if you are in a hurry and have to dig a hole it better be worth it.

Edit: I don't even want to know how you intend to procure Boomer's DNA...
 
highland145

highland145

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That is a lot of work. Better to hit it and get it before the drama starts.

I thought boomer shared his dna everywhere.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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highland145 said:
That is a lot of work. Better to hit it and get it before the drama starts.

I thought boomer shared his dna everywhere.
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Nah, only with yo moms...and yo sister, and yo wife...and....well...Ok, I guess you're right.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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highland145 said:
lol been hearing that for 30 years.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah... and you keep falling for it...
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Darwin333

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BoomerD said:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HYPHspZ9ouI
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True story from when @highland145 and his wife were dating:

So they had been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel"

She said, "no, I'm saving myself for marriage."

They went back and forth.

He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."

She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."

So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"

She of course says, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"

She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more, and we'll stop after that."

She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."

He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he so hot and ready that he can't control himself so highland145 shoves it all the way in and starts going to town...

she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"

A little stunned, highland145 says, "NO, absolutely not, a deals a deal!"
 
highland145

highland145

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Darwin333 said:
True story from when @highland145 and his wife were dating:

So they had been dating for quite some time. He wants her really bad, but she won't sleep with him because she's saving herself for marriage. As they were kissing, and doing their thing, he's very hot and bothered, and he said, "Oh come on, just a feel"

She said, "no, I'm saving myself for marriage."

They went back and forth.

He said, "Just one feel, I promise, that's all, just one feel."

She finally agreed, "Okay, just one feel, but that's all, just one, I'm saving myself for marriage."

So he puts his hand down her panties and takes a little feel. Things are getting a lot warmer and he asks, "Can't we please?"

She of course says, "NO, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He says, "Please, please?" and she says, "No, absolutely not, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He says, "How about if I agree to only just put the tip in?"

She says, "No way, I'm saving myself for marriage."

He begs and pleads with her, "I promise, just the tip, no more, and we'll stop after that."

She finally gives in, "Okay, but just the tip, no more, and that's all."

He says okay and pulls down her panties and puts the tip in... he so hot and ready that he can't control himself so highland145 shoves it all the way in and starts going to town...

she meanwhile is moaning and groaning and shouts, "OKAY, GO AHEAD, PUT IT THE WHOLE WAY IN!"

A little stunned, highland145 says, "NO, absolutely not, a deals a deal!"
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lol You're projecting again though.
 
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skull

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Darwin333 said:
Shrug, I don't live paycheck to paycheck so I'm not going hungry anytime soon but if you swipe my booze or drugs I'm going to be way more pissed than if you swiped my last pizza pocket or whatever. Now if you swiped my ribeye fresh off the grill while it's resting, it would depend on how much booze/drugs versus the steak.
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You have to think like mayne should, he lives paycheck to paycheck, remember this is the same guy that lives on bags of potatoes for weeks. In his situation taking his food is serious and should be answered with violence.
 
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Darwin333

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skull said:
You have to think like mayne should, he lives paycheck to paycheck, remember this is the same guy that lives on bags of potatoes for weeks. In his situation taking his food is serious and should be answered with violence.
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Well I didn't know about the bags of potatoes, I assumed that if he had enough weed and beer to be stolen he had enough money to eat.
 
BoomerD

BoomerD

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Darwin333 said:
Well I didn't know about the bags of potatoes, I assumed that if he had enough weed and beer to be stolen he had enough money to eat.
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Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
Freewheelin Franklin.
Darwin333 said:
Well I didn't know about the bags of potatoes, I assumed that if he had enough weed and beer to be stolen he had enough money to eat.
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skull

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Mayne you need to play this cranked up multiple times a day until you grow a spine.


Theres more motivation music by five finger death punch too like the pride and battle born, you can't leave out hatebreed either like defeatist and this is now. Make ya a good playlist and keep it on repeat you'll be good and motivated in no time.
 
IronWing

IronWing

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No problem. With your sister's monitor lying on the floor, you can still post when you're too drunk to stand.
 
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