Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[skull]

Mayne did you ever show promise or were you always destined for scraping by?

 

[Mayne]

Mayne did you ever show promise or were you always destined for scraping by?

yeah in school. but the principal told me to leave because the highschool football team were out to kill me. Kinda downward spiral after that.

 

[cbrunny]

Call Newman. He can take care of that dog for you.

 

[skull]

Why don't you get yourself out of your situation? If you decided to would you apply yourself at something besides heating and air? Are you a service tech or just an installer?

 

[zinfamous]

yeah in school. but the principal told me to leave because the highschool football team were out to kill me. Kinda downward spiral after that.

That is awesome. I mean, sucks for you, but sounds like the makings of an excellent memoir.

Mayne, have you ever considered putting your life tales down in narrative form?

I'm serious. You might find a measure of success that you never thought possible. If not monetarily, but at least in some sort of cultish following.

I suggest you read some Bukowski if you don't already worship at his shrine of broken glass and spent bottle caps.

None of this has to actually be true, of course. Bitches that complain about fiction in memoir need to get out more and educate themselves.

 

[Mayne]

That is awesome. I mean, sucks for you, but sounds like the makings of an excellent memoir.

Mayne, have you ever considered putting your life tales down in narrative form?

I'm serious. You might find a measure of success that you never thought possible. If not monetarily, but at least in some sort of cultish following.

I suggest you read some Bukowski if you don't already worship at his shrine of broken glass and spent bottle caps.

None of this has to actually be true, of course. Bitches that complain about fiction in memoir need to get out more and educate themselves.

Or I could tell a story here once in a while. I'll think about it.

 

[Mayne]

I missed getting to post my 2 year anniversary because i was on 10 day banned. Worst anniversary ever.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I missed getting to post my 2 year anniversary because i was on 10 day banned. Worst anniversary ever.

Aww. We missed you too. By we I mean the mods. By missed, well...the opposite.

 

[brianmanahan]

I missed getting to post my 2 year anniversary because i was on 10 day banned. Worst anniversary ever.

i know what you mean, man

i couldn't post during the 2012 presidential election because of a 10-day

that's a few solid gold days of trolling opportunities riveting political dialogue that i'll never get back

 

[Mayne]

So one of my bosses bought me the new wendy's chicken sandwich yesterday.

it has a ghost pepper sauce on it. A few hours later I had to leave work early because I sorta pooped my pants. Always thought people were joking about fire coming out of their assholes,..it was the weirdest experience of my life.

*edited to add* all jobsites should have a damn port-a-potty

 

[ultimatebob]

So one of my bosses bought me the new wendy's chicken sandwich yesterday.

it has a ghost pepper sauce on it. A few hours later I had to leave work early because I sorta pooped my pants. Always thought people were joking about fire coming out of their assholes,..it was the weirdest experience of my life.

*edited to add* all jobsites should have a damn port-a-potty

I've had that "ghost pepper" sandwich. It's weak sauce. You must have a weak stomach if that thing give you the shits.

 

[CZroe]

I've had that "ghost pepper" sandwich. It's weak sauce. You must have a weak stomach if that thing give you the shits.

Just about anything can give me the runs, even something I tolerated fine earlier the same day. It's random. IBS.

 

[zerocool84]

I've had that "ghost pepper" sandwich. It's weak sauce. You must have a weak stomach if that thing give you the shits.

I'm not a chili head one bit but yea their ghost pepper is definitely not ghost pepper at all. Ghost pepper is insanely spicy.

 

[Mayne]

Just about anything can give me the runs, even something I tolerated fine earlier the same day. It's random. IBS.

I have the same condition.

 

[Mayne]

 

[KMFJD]

:thumbsup:

 

[Mayne]

Can I have a gif as an avatar?

 

[brianmanahan]

Can I have a gif as an avatar?

this one is better:

 

[Mayne]

it would be a funny avatar for awhile.

 

[ultimatebob]

it would be a funny avatar for awhile.

What in the hell is that avatar supposed to be?

 

[Humpy]

it would be a funny avatar for awhile.

I'm skeptical.

 

[EliteRetard]

https://giant.gfycat.com/ImpoliteSinfulBuzzard.gif

So many amazing gifs on the internet...I wish there was a museum for them all. Just walls and walls of displays playing all the best gifs. If I had the funds, I'd start the museum myself. Charge a dollar to enter, free if you've got at least 10 posts on ATOT.

 

[Mayne]

Someone tell me how to resist the urge to shitpost.

 

[brianmanahan]

 

[brianmanahan]

Someone tell me how to resist the urge to s***post.

every time you feel like it, pop a key off your keyboard