Maybe I'll go to a boobie bar tonight

[CinderElmo]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

However, TJ is a different story....

Do the initials T and J mean anything to you?
Turkey Ji**?

"Mommy where did daddy go tonight?"
"Well son, he needed to get some t1t slapped in his face, so he went off to the strip club to blow off steam"
"Oh is that the place he goes and he comes home smelling like other mommies?"
"Uh......maybe it is bedtime for you"

different strokes for different folks I guess...some guys are just lucky I guess.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: CinderElmo

Originally posted by: Encryptic

However, TJ is a different story....

Do the initials T and J mean anything to you?
Turkey Ji**?

"Mommy where did daddy go tonight?"
"Well son, he needed to get some t1t slapped in his face, so he went off to the strip club to blow off steam"
"Oh is that the place he goes and he comes home smelling like other mommies?"
"Uh......maybe it is bedtime for you"

different strokes for different folks I guess...

Freak . I should have said Tijuana instead of TJ. My bad.

 

[CinderElmo]

Freak . I should have said Tijuana instead of TJ. My bad.

Ahhh, that makes a lot more sense

 

[MichaelD]

I think you should do whatever the hell you want to do, period.

Your cranky-ass, still stitched-up and bleeding wife is home w/the screaming, cranky-ass infant. You have no peace and you'll be getting no piece, either.

Women come in two types:

1. Objects to be stared at, used and abused.
2. All the other women.

You will go see some #1 women, drink alcohol...maybe pay for a BJ in the back room. You'll be happy, you'll go home a much happier man. Your wife doesn't have to know. Do what you want to do. You make the money, right?

Ignore the whining little pissants here.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Originally posted by: BigToque
How would your girlfriend feel about you going to the strip club? Will you tell her you went to the strip club?

If the answers are "She won't like it" and "No, I won't tell her", then I don't think you should go. However, if she doesn't mind you going to the club and you will tell her that you went, then by all means, do as you please.

Well let's see, She likes going to the nudie bars, and yes i would tell her. She's been to more of them around here than i have.

 

[Rufio]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
Long as you stay out of Rufio's yard

yeah no pooping please!

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski

Originally posted by: BigToque
How would your girlfriend feel about you going to the strip club? Will you tell her you went to the strip club?

If the answers are "She won't like it" and "No, I won't tell her", then I don't think you should go. However, if she doesn't mind you going to the club and you will tell her that you went, then by all means, do as you please.

Well let's see, She likes going to the nudie bars, and yes i would tell her. She's been to more of them around here than i have.

:Q Is that how you met your girlfriend? Duuuude Fvckin' A man Hehe.. score one for Lebowski Seriously man.. do you go as a couple also or is she bi? :wine:

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: stormbv

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Naked women.

 

[silverpig]

Oh, and you should probably bring a change of underwear...

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: stormbv

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Naked women.

Silverpig........... meet you at Brandi's

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[vi edit]

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Which one? Tuxedos? Chorus Line? Cherri's? Lumberyard? Dooks?

Nah. I don't know anything about bewbie bars in the QC's

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: silverpig
Oh, and you should probably bring a change of underwear...

LOL, I'll just wear an adult diaper.

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: stormbv

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Nothing much... there's a few rules to follow

1. Change all your money into singles
2. YOU HAVE to buy a drink
3. Wear a gas mask.. alot of people smoke in there
4. Have some protection... preferably a bat

Again I must forewarn you... boobie bars suck.. unless you like watching your buds refuse lapdances from overweight strippers.... well umm.. don't get herpes.

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Which one? Tuxedos? Chorus Line? Cherri's? Lumberyard? Dooks?

Nah. I don't know anything about bewbie bars in the QC's

Dooks. Damn, I've never heard of Cherri's or the Lumberyard before.

LOL...Lumberyard...there must be a lot of wood there.

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: stormbv

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Naked women.

Silverpig........... meet you at Brandi's

Cheers,
Aquaman

Brandi's = $$$

The Cec is always good, decently priced, and you don't gotta dress up.

I saw this one chick there one time... supergirl outfit, three doors down - kryptonite song playing, ohhhhhhhh... the things that chick could do with a pole. Don't even ask how she took her tip from me

 

[vi edit]

Woohoo! Dooks

Hopefully you'll get lucky and see:

1) the shower stage in action
2) a bachelor/birthday boy get he hell beat of him by the crazy bitch with the big club

Hehehehehe

I might have botched the names on Cherri's and the Lumberyard. I may be confusing them with some clubs in Des Moines.

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: Aquaman

Originally posted by: silverpig

Originally posted by: stormbv

Originally posted by: stormbv
I've never been to a boobie club.

I spoke too soon! I just found out that I'm going to a strip club in Moline, IL with some friends, and it's going to be amature night!

Can I tell you people a secret? I've never seen a woman naked in real life...what should I expect?

Naked women.

Silverpig........... meet you at Brandi's

Cheers,
Aquaman

Brandi's = $$$

The Cec is always good, decently priced, and you don't gotta dress up.

I saw this one chick there one time... supergirl outfit, three doors down - kryptonite song playing, ohhhhhhhh... the things that chick could do with a pole. Don't even ask how she took her tip from me

bewbies or crack

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[silverpig]

bewbies... but she took the bill in her hands, folded it up super small, gave it back to me, and then collected her tip... I made her work for it a bit too

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Nitemare

Originally posted by: cherrytwist

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Um that's probably why he's considering going to a strip joint. Husbands (and dads) need to blow off some steam, too.

An the mom does not?

She could go too

 

[stormbv]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Woohoo! Dooks

Hopefully you'll get lucky and see:

1) the shower stage in action
2) a bachelor/birthday boy get he hell beat of him by the crazy bitch with the big club

Hehehehehe

I might have botched the names on Cherri's and the Lumberyard. I may be confusing them with some clubs in Des Moines.

I'm definitely going to get drunk...can't have those inhibitions get in the way!

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I think you should do whatever the hell you want to do, period.

Your cranky-ass, still stitched-up and bleeding wife is home w/the screaming, cranky-ass infant. You have no peace and you'll be getting no piece, either.

Women come in two types:

1. Objects to be stared at, used and abused.
2. All the other women.

You will go see some #1 women, drink alcohol...maybe pay for a BJ in the back room. You'll be happy, you'll go home a much happier man. Your wife doesn't have to know. Do what you want to do. You make the money, right?

Ignore the whining little pissants here.

Wow,I'm freakin speechless :Q

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
I think you should do whatever the hell you want to do, period.

Your cranky-ass, still stitched-up and bleeding wife is home w/the screaming, cranky-ass infant. You have no peace and you'll be getting no piece, either.

Women come in two types:

1. Objects to be stared at, used and abused.
2. All the other women.

You will go see some #1 women, drink alcohol...maybe pay for a BJ in the back room. You'll be happy, you'll go home a much happier man. Your wife doesn't have to know. Do what you want to do. You make the money, right?

Ignore the whining little pissants here.

Money isn't everything.