Maybe I'll go to a boobie bar tonight

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Zrom999

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
didnt you just have a kid?

id stay home and spend time with her....

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Viper GTS

Well i don't leave work till 10, they'll be asleep by the time i get home anyways. Plus it's a gift to me, seeing as how i've been dealing with all of this. Need to releive the stress.

You can accomplish the same thing if you grab your gun (or get one) and head to the dump and shoot rats.

 

BooGiMaN

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i think your lieing about fallign asleep....

if you had really been to a boobie bar, unless your completely wasted or have narcalesy there is no way you can fall asleep..

thats like saying you can fall asleep at a regular club....with the loud as music and all the people there...i think not
 

Encryptic

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From what I understand, the totally nude places are 18 and up because they don't serve alcohol. However, the topless places serve alcohol and are 21 and up. I've only been to the nudie places (in San Diego at least), so I can't say for sure.

However, TJ is a different story....you can drink and go into any of the clubs if you're 18. They're pretty sketchy though. The waiters basically pressure you into buying a drink and practically demand you tip them for bringing you a lousy beer, not to mention you'll get mobbed by strippers offering to give you lapdances and grabbing your hands to put them on their boobies or something.

I went to these places a few times with a buddy from work a couple of years before I met my wife, but I stopped going mainly because it gets boring seeing the same old naked pole dance routine over and over (and the women are pretty sleazy to begin with, especially in TJ). I'd much rather stay at home and watch my wife get naked for me :D
 

Nitemare

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Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Um that's probably why he's considering going to a strip joint. Husbands (and dads) need to blow off some steam, too.

An the mom does not?

Of course she does. I never said she didn't.

So the father can go off and look at boobies to blow off steam, and the mother can stay home and breastfeed?
 
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Originally posted by: Zrom999
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
didnt you just have a kid?

id stay home and spend time with her....

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Viper GTS

Well i don't leave work till 10, they'll be asleep by the time i get home anyways. Plus it's a gift to me, seeing as how i've been dealing with all of this. Need to releive the stress.

You can accomplish the same thing if you grab your gun (or get one) and head to the dump and shoot rats.

Well i do have a gun that i sighted in last weekend. Hmm, boobies n beer, then go shoot stuff.

 

KGB1

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i think your lieing about fallign asleep....

if you had really been to a boobie bar, unless your completely wasted or have narcalesy there is no way you can fall asleep..

thats liek sayign you can fall asleep at a regular club....with the loud as music and all the peopel there...i think not

As I said before, I don't drink alcohol anyhow, and I'm pretty positive I don't have narcalepsy. I wasn't feeling it man. It was a boring night and I was tired from work, I also felt bad about something I couldn't fulfill to a friend the night before. I was out of sync dude, give me a break. So I don't like nude bars, does it imply I'm gay or I'm lying about it?
 

ILikeStuff

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Personally I think nudie joints are a boring waste of time and money. I've been twice. the first time was ok, second time was lame. I have better things to spend my money on.

Edit: and yeah, it is degrading to women because it just reinforces the idea that women are simply objects of pleasure for men. That's not healthy for either sex.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
didnt you just have a kid?

id stay home and spend time with her....

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Viper GTS

Well i don't leave work till 10, they'll be asleep by the time i get home anyways. Plus it's a gift to me, seeing as how i've been dealing with all of this. Need to releive the stress.

And your wife hasn't been dealing with a lot of stuff too? She's the one who gave birth to your child and has to recuperate. Maybe you should save the money and buy her some flowers or something.
rolleye.gif
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: KGB
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i think your lieing about fallign asleep....

if you had really been to a boobie bar, unless your completely wasted or have narcalesy there is no way you can fall asleep..

thats liek sayign you can fall asleep at a regular club....with the loud as music and all the peopel there...i think not

As I said before, I don't drink alcohol anyhow, and I'm pretty positive I don't have narcalepsy. I wasn't feeling it man. It was a boring night and I was tired from work, I also felt bad about something I couldn't fulfill to a friend the night before. I was out of sync dude, give me a break. So I don't like nude bars, does it imply I'm gay or I'm lying about it?

no but u said u fell asleep...which is highly doubtful :p
 

KGB1

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Why is every body getting on Lebowski's case for? Let them man enjoy himself and later that night when he returns home, take's off his smoke ridden clothes and quietly lifts the bed sheet cover to get to sleep. It's him damn right to do what he wants... a new born... is not a legitimate reason from him doing what he feels like. Have fun lebowski.. and don't let no chinaman pee over your carpet when you return home ;)
 

KGB1

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no but u said u fell asleep...which is highly doubtful

I did fall asleep... what don't you get man.. it was 2 am.. and I felt like crap and working since 9 am the day before. :frown: :|
 
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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
didnt you just have a kid?

id stay home and spend time with her....

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Viper GTS

Well i don't leave work till 10, they'll be asleep by the time i get home anyways. Plus it's a gift to me, seeing as how i've been dealing with all of this. Need to releive the stress.

And your wife hasn't been dealing with a lot of stuff too? She's the one who gave birth to your child and has to recuperate. Maybe you should save the money and buy her some flowers or something.
rolleye.gif


1, not my wife, my GF.
2nd, Let's see i deal with two kids, like she does, I deal with 13hr work days also. When i'm at home i clean butts, feed the older kid, and in the morning i take the older one to daycare. The GF sits at home watches the new baby, who sleeps all day.
 

Jzero

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Originally posted by: KGB
Why is every body getting on Lebowski's case for? Let them man enjoy himself and later that night when he returns home, take's off his smoke ridden clothes and quietly lifts the bed sheet cover to get to sleep. It's him damn right to do what he wants... a new born... is not a legitimate reason from him doing what he feels like. Have fun lebowski.. and don't let no chinaman pee over your carpet when you return home ;)

Dude, you shouldn't call them chinamen! :D
 
Aug 23, 2000
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Originally posted by: KGB
Why is every body getting on Lebowski's case for? Let them man enjoy himself and later that night when he returns home, take's off his smoke ridden clothes and quietly lifts the bed sheet cover to get to sleep. It's him damn right to do what he wants... a new born... is not a legitimate reason from him doing what he feels like. Have fun lebowski.. and don't let no chinaman pee over your carpet when you return home ;)

Fvckin A!!!

 

imported_Tomato

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
i think your lieing about fallign asleep....

if you had really been to a boobie bar, unless your completely wasted or have narcalesy there is no way you can fall asleep..

thats like saying you can fall asleep at a regular club....with the loud as music and all the people there...i think not

I've fallen asleep at a regular club quite a few times... it was late, I was tired, the pounding music somehow turned soothing... found a comfy couch and just closed my eyes.

And I dunno... if I recently had a child, I'd be upset if my husband/bf/the dad went to a "boobie bar."
 

Shantanu

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They used to have awesome strip clubs in Ohio, particularly in Toledo. Lap dances were more or less full contact. Some of the girls would practically blow you through your pants.

They've been cracking down on it recently though. Now if the girl is giving you a lap dance, either she has to be clothed or there's no contact allowed.
 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Originally posted by: Viper GTS
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
didnt you just have a kid?

id stay home and spend time with her....

Good point, WTF are you doing thinking about going to a strip club when you have a new mom & baby to take care of?

Viper GTS

Well i don't leave work till 10, they'll be asleep by the time i get home anyways. Plus it's a gift to me, seeing as how i've been dealing with all of this. Need to releive the stress.

And your wife hasn't been dealing with a lot of stuff too? She's the one who gave birth to your child and has to recuperate. Maybe you should save the money and buy her some flowers or something.
rolleye.gif


1, not my wife, my GF.
2nd, Let's see i deal with two kids, like she does, I deal with 13hr work days also. When i'm at home i clean butts, feed the older kid, and in the morning i take the older one to daycare. The GF sits at home watches the new baby, who sleeps all day.

Woohoo. It's your choice, but I still think going to a strip club while your GF sits at home with the newborn kid is a real sh!theel thing to do, no matter how hard you've been working.
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OS

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there's this strip club a couple miles away that got busted a couple times for prostitution charges. They were finding out that the dancers were giving guys hand jobs when they played by the rules. :Q
 

BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
chinaman pee on yoru carpet..whats does that mean?

It's from the movie "The Big Lebowski".

thansk been awhile since i have seen that movie...dont remember that from it though.
 

Vortex22

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
From what I understand, the totally nude places are 18 and up because they don't serve alcohol. However, the topless places serve alcohol and are 21 and up. I've only been to the nudie places (in San Diego at least), so I can't say for sure.

However, TJ is a different story....you can drink and go into any of the clubs if you're 18. They're pretty sketchy though. The waiters basically pressure you into buying a drink and practically demand you tip them for bringing you a lousy beer, not to mention you'll get mobbed by strippers offering to give you lapdances and grabbing your hands to put them on their boobies or something.

I went to these places a few times with a buddy from work a couple of years before I met my wife, but I stopped going mainly because it gets boring seeing the same old naked pole dance routine over and over (and the women are pretty sleazy to begin with, especially in TJ). I'd much rather stay at home and watch my wife get naked for me :D

I dunno... the place that we passed by in Daytona was totally nude, and the guy there said they had a bar.
(We didn't go in, just passing by.)

 

sygyzy

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Originally posted by: KGB
Here in Oregon we have strip clubs that are 18+ but they don't serve alcohol.

I have no clue how it is in NY anyhow. This particular club said 21 at the door I got in though; however when I woke up I noticed cops came in the place to check things out.. (my heart was racing and the lady beside me was rubbing my chest and she thought I was getting all excited about her) but the cops had me worried... I mean.. what would my first call in prison be to? My lawyer.. who knows my father and uncle really well and tell them I'm in jail because I was caught underage in a nudie bar? Heck no.. thankfully they left, and I started to doze off again. Worst night ever. I just don't enjoy nudie bars, I don't drink out of religious reasons. So I never get comfortable or calm down. The ladies were attractive too.. but I wasnt feeling it. This is the second time I went to a nudie bar and I just don't enjoy it. Its degrading to women and it makes me feel icky inside. I went to a nice cafe afterwards in soho and just tried to relax.


What religion is this were you can't drink but can have nude women riding you as you stuff dollars down their panties? Mormon?
 

BigToquex

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How would your girlfriend feel about you going to the strip club? Will you tell her you went to the strip club?

If the answers are "She won't like it" and "No, I won't tell her", then I don't think you should go. However, if she doesn't mind you going to the club and you will tell her that you went, then by all means, do as you please.