maybe I should watch my mouth?

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: Saint Michael
Haha, that's pretty funny. And I doubt he would have "smashed" him. Most Jews I know are pretty chill about it, they don't whine and bitch about it like lots of minorities do. In fact I'm part Jew and I don't give a damn. It's a funny thing to say.

sweet...

 

[ja1484]

You need more things to do with your spare time.

 

[cherrytwist]

I would read your post, but I don't speak douche.

 

[Braznor]

Jew is not a race, its rather an ethnicity.

But the OP is still a tool.

 

[edro]

Some guy cut me off in traffic about a month ago, then drove slow in the left lane.
I passed him in the right lane, and he sped up, so I cut him off and got in the left lane.
He followed me and my girlfriend for about 5 miles.
At the traffic light that we finally stopped at, he got out and tapped on my window, saying "You gonna cut me off again?!" "Yeah, now I'm gonna follow you!"
I just shrugged at him and the light turned green, so I took off.
He followed us again, so I pulled into a parking lot and started doing circles, a little wider than my turning radius.

He left after about 3 full circles.

 

[sourceninja]

I was behind someone once who was driving very slow. My girlfriend at the time pretended to give me a bj (which made my friends in the care behind me laugh). Eventually the care in front of me turned off. We got to where we were going and this guy shows up again directly behind me. He follows me around so I make 70mph dash around the parking lot to see if he was really following me. He was, so I parked and got out. He blocked me in and got in my face. I noticed he had a wife and kids in the car. He was scream about the fake bj and how his kids saw it and the impression I was making on his kids. I pointed out the example he was setting now. At this point he did the 'jock chest bump' and told me to take a shot or leave. I told him I was not leaving because a) I wanted to go to the mall and B) he was blocking me in. Also that I was having a good day and did not feel like spending a day in jail for assault. AT this point I see my friends about 1 lane over making hand signals basically asking me if I need help to beat this guy down (These are my old highschool friends, and are very rough guys, in fact, too rough for me and I no longer can hang with them). Again he tries to 'chest bump' and makes some more posturing. I was thinking about my options ( fight him, get in my car and start backing out at his car, stand my ground, pull my pistol, etc) when security shows up.

He pulls out a badge from his back pocket and goes on about how he is a cop. Now I should point out this guy was like 6'2" and built and I'm 5'9" and about 155 pounds. The security guy says he saw this guy block me in, assault me, etc and would be happy to call the police if I want to press charges. I tell him what I want is to go to the mall with my friends and stop wasting time. He tells the guy he and his family need to leave and may not come back to the mall on this day. The guys wife starts screaming about how that is 'not fair'. He gets in the security guys face and a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

Finally about 1 hour after this all started I'm allowed to leave and somehow managed to not give any statement to the police. I went and got an orange julius.

*edit - I typed wife where I ment girlfriend. Said girlfriend is now my wife. I trained the word girlfriend out of me so I mistakenly made it sound like she was my X-wife.

 

[jman19]

Let's see, OP's buddy starts shit, and OP chimes in with a racist comment.

Maybe you should have gotten your ass beat for not minding your own business and spouting off like a jackass.

 

[Capt Caveman]

A couple of wannabe tough guys who can't back-up the shit they spout so they run away from one another like girlie men.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
...a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

LULZ!

 

[buck]

"The OP and his toughguy friends go out for ice cream..."

Your gang sounds pretty sweet, where do I sign up?

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was behind someone once who was driving very slow. My wife at the time pretended to give me a bj (which made my friends in the care behind me laugh). Eventually the care in front of me turned off. We got to where we were going and this guy shows up again directly behind me. He follows me around so I make 70mph dash around the parking lot to see if he was really following me. He was, so I parked and got out. He blocked me in and got in my face. I noticed he had a wife and kids in the car. He was scream about the fake bj and how his kids saw it and the impression I was making on his kids. I pointed out the example he was setting now. At this point he did the 'jock chest bump' and told me to take a shot or leave. I told him I was not leaving because a) I wanted to go to the mall and B) he was blocking me in. Also that I was having a good day and did not feel like spending a day in jail for assault. AT this point I see my friends about 1 lane over making hand signals basically asking me if I need help to beat this guy down (These are my old highschool friends, and are very rough guys, in fact, too rough for me and I no longer can hang with them). Again he tries to 'chest bump' and makes some more posturing. I was thinking about my options ( fight him, get in my car and start backing out at his car, stand my ground, pull my pistol, etc) when security shows up.

He pulls out a badge from his back pocket and goes on about how he is a cop. Now I should point out this guy was like 6'2" and built and I'm 5'9" and about 155 pounds. The security guy says he saw this guy block me in, assault me, etc and would be happy to call the police if I want to press charges. I tell him what I want is to go to the mall with my friends and stop wasting time. He tells the guy he and his family need to leave and may not come back to the mall on this day. The guys wife starts screaming about how that is 'not fair'. He gets in the security guys face and a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

Finally about 1 hour after this all started I'm allowed to leave and somehow managed to not give any statement to the police. I went and got an orange julius.

ahahahaha

 

[TheKub]

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
he should have beat your ass with his sack of gold coins

I can't be the only one who laughed at that... right?


Does that make me a "racist"? :Q

 

[Xavier434]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't follow further as the next stop was some round-a-bouts that we were gonna just go round in till we were technically following HIM and tail HIS ass when he broke off for a while.

LOL

The whole situation is pretty stupid, but it made me laugh and I also wish you got the chance to drive around the round about.


sourceninja's story is 5 star. We need more contributors telling stories involving road raging idiots!

 

[SunnyD]

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was behind someone once who was driving very slow. My wife at the time pretended to give me a bj (which made my friends in the care behind me laugh). Eventually the care in front of me turned off. We got to where we were going and this guy shows up again directly behind me. He follows me around so I make 70mph dash around the parking lot to see if he was really following me. He was, so I parked and got out. He blocked me in and got in my face. I noticed he had a wife and kids in the car. He was scream about the fake bj and how his kids saw it and the impression I was making on his kids. I pointed out the example he was setting now. At this point he did the 'jock chest bump' and told me to take a shot or leave. I told him I was not leaving because a) I wanted to go to the mall and B) he was blocking me in. Also that I was having a good day and did not feel like spending a day in jail for assault. AT this point I see my friends about 1 lane over making hand signals basically asking me if I need help to beat this guy down (These are my old highschool friends, and are very rough guys, in fact, too rough for me and I no longer can hang with them). Again he tries to 'chest bump' and makes some more posturing. I was thinking about my options ( fight him, get in my car and start backing out at his car, stand my ground, pull my pistol, etc) when security shows up.

He pulls out a badge from his back pocket and goes on about how he is a cop. Now I should point out this guy was like 6'2" and built and I'm 5'9" and about 155 pounds. The security guy says he saw this guy block me in, assault me, etc and would be happy to call the police if I want to press charges. I tell him what I want is to go to the mall with my friends and stop wasting time. He tells the guy he and his family need to leave and may not come back to the mall on this day. The guys wife starts screaming about how that is 'not fair'. He gets in the security guys face and a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

Finally about 1 hour after this all started I'm allowed to leave and somehow managed to not give any statement to the police. I went and got an orange julius.

ahahahaha

Far better story than the op's.

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Inspector Jihad

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was behind someone once who was driving very slow. My wife at the time pretended to give me a bj (which made my friends in the care behind me laugh). Eventually the care in front of me turned off. We got to where we were going and this guy shows up again directly behind me. He follows me around so I make 70mph dash around the parking lot to see if he was really following me. He was, so I parked and got out. He blocked me in and got in my face. I noticed he had a wife and kids in the car. He was scream about the fake bj and how his kids saw it and the impression I was making on his kids. I pointed out the example he was setting now. At this point he did the 'jock chest bump' and told me to take a shot or leave. I told him I was not leaving because a) I wanted to go to the mall and B) he was blocking me in. Also that I was having a good day and did not feel like spending a day in jail for assault. AT this point I see my friends about 1 lane over making hand signals basically asking me if I need help to beat this guy down (These are my old highschool friends, and are very rough guys, in fact, too rough for me and I no longer can hang with them). Again he tries to 'chest bump' and makes some more posturing. I was thinking about my options ( fight him, get in my car and start backing out at his car, stand my ground, pull my pistol, etc) when security shows up.

He pulls out a badge from his back pocket and goes on about how he is a cop. Now I should point out this guy was like 6'2" and built and I'm 5'9" and about 155 pounds. The security guy says he saw this guy block me in, assault me, etc and would be happy to call the police if I want to press charges. I tell him what I want is to go to the mall with my friends and stop wasting time. He tells the guy he and his family need to leave and may not come back to the mall on this day. The guys wife starts screaming about how that is 'not fair'. He gets in the security guys face and a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

Finally about 1 hour after this all started I'm allowed to leave and somehow managed to not give any statement to the police. I went and got an orange julius.

ahahahaha

Far better story than the op's.

What he said.

 

[Chryso]

Why did you run from a single guy when you were with a group o friends?

 

[ViviTheMage]

sourceninjas story was better

 

[buck]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Why did you run from a single guy when you were with a group o friends?

These are the same guys that "go out together for ice cream", I am sure you can guess why they ran.

 

[rh71]

what people will do when amongst friends...

 

[Taejin]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I was behind someone once who was driving very slow. My wife at the time pretended to give me a bj (which made my friends in the care behind me laugh). Eventually the care in front of me turned off. We got to where we were going and this guy shows up again directly behind me. He follows me around so I make 70mph dash around the parking lot to see if he was really following me. He was, so I parked and got out. He blocked me in and got in my face. I noticed he had a wife and kids in the car. He was scream about the fake bj and how his kids saw it and the impression I was making on his kids. I pointed out the example he was setting now. At this point he did the 'jock chest bump' and told me to take a shot or leave. I told him I was not leaving because a) I wanted to go to the mall and B) he was blocking me in. Also that I was having a good day and did not feel like spending a day in jail for assault. AT this point I see my friends about 1 lane over making hand signals basically asking me if I need help to beat this guy down (These are my old highschool friends, and are very rough guys, in fact, too rough for me and I no longer can hang with them). Again he tries to 'chest bump' and makes some more posturing. I was thinking about my options ( fight him, get in my car and start backing out at his car, stand my ground, pull my pistol, etc) when security shows up.

He pulls out a badge from his back pocket and goes on about how he is a cop. Now I should point out this guy was like 6'2" and built and I'm 5'9" and about 155 pounds. The security guy says he saw this guy block me in, assault me, etc and would be happy to call the police if I want to press charges. I tell him what I want is to go to the mall with my friends and stop wasting time. He tells the guy he and his family need to leave and may not come back to the mall on this day. The guys wife starts screaming about how that is 'not fair'. He gets in the security guys face and a few seconds later 2 more security guys show up. At this point the guy tries to 'chest bump' one of the bigger guards, who backs up and puts his hand on his side (not a gun, but maybe pepper spray). Another guy says something into his radio and then 2 county cops show up. They know this guy (and I guess they don't like him) and they call his boss, who then proceeds to show up and ream him out and tell him he may lose his job.

Finally about 1 hour after this all started I'm allowed to leave and somehow managed to not give any statement to the police. I went and got an orange julius.

can we change the thread to this pls

 

[SnipeMasterJ13]

Originally posted by: sourceninja
I went and got an orange julius.

Greatest conclusion ever.

 

[dainthomas]

Originally posted by: Xavier434

Originally posted by: gorcorps
I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't follow further as the next stop was some round-a-bouts that we were gonna just go round in till we were technically following HIM and tail HIS ass when he broke off for a while.

LOL

The whole situation is pretty stupid, but it made me laugh and I also wish you got the chance to drive around the round about.


sourceninja's story is 5 star. We need more contributors telling stories involving road raging idiots!

I concur. This needs to be turned into the "road raging idiot" thread. As opposed to the "loud mouth Cold Stone Creamery eating guy" thread.

 

[SpunkyJones]

He blocks some traffic, you make a racist remark. I think you win.

 

[BeauJangles]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
He blocks some traffic, you make a racist remark. I think you win.

technically, antisemitic.

 

[shocksyde]

How the fuck do you think it's okay to say "We don't speak Jew" in any public place? You're a complete idiot.