maybe I should watch my mouth?

gorcorps

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So I was walking to cold stone with my friends and on the way there we notice this car parked waiting for somebody. There are plenty of parking spots not 10 feet away but this guy decided to sit there. He was backing up traffic so people started to honk which he ignored. One of my friends as we were walking past said 'why don't you try moving the fucking car?' To which the guy said 'you got something to say bitch? blah blah blah...' At that point I turned around and yelled 'Hey man we can't understand you. We don't speak JEW!'

Yes it was childish but that's what came out of my mouth. So my friends and I wait in line and eat in-store, and we notice this guy is still outside in his car. We figure he was waiting for somebody else. We were there for at least an hour and he didn't move. So we walk out of the store and we here from the guy's car "hey lovely human wanna talk shit?!?! Say it to my face!" Yeah, he waited an hour and that's what he came up with.

Well, we leave and then notice the guy is haulin ass to try and follow us. We basically made a giant loop around the block to screw with the guy and when we got back to cold stone he broke of in another direction. I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't follow further as the next stop was some round-a-bouts that we were gonna just go round in till we were technically following HIM and tail HIS ass when he broke off for a while. But apparently he got bored.

cliffs:
-guy's a douche and blocks traffic
-i crack a jew joke towards him
-he waits an hour outside to call us 'faggots' when we leave
-follows us for a block until he gets bored and leaves
 

Mo0o

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haahha the round-about thing woudl have been hilarious. Interesting choice w/ the antisemitic attack though
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Farang
We don't speak Jew? What the fuck does that even mean?

Doesn't mean anything, I didn't say it was clever and even said it was stupid and childish. Seemed to strike a nerve though which is basically all an insult needs to do.
 
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So basically, you're an antisemitic asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.

-EDIT- Replaced "racist" with "antisemitic" because (yes, I know) Jew isn't a race. I would've done this sooner, but I had to go yell at some Jews.
 

Captante

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
So basically, you're a racist asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.



QFT :frown:
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
So basically, you're a racist asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.

Calm your ass down. If somebody wants to be a dick and screw up traffic like this guy was doing then he deserved something being said. I wasn't praising myself and the title "maybe I should watch my mouth" is dead serious in that I SHOULD BE WATCHING MY MOUTH. So go take a stiff drink and cool your jets man. You don't sound tough over the net just like this guy didn't sound tough in front of a cold stone in his mommy's car.
 

Farang

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Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Farang
We don't speak Jew? What the fuck does that even mean?

Doesn't mean anything, I didn't say it was clever and even said it was stupid and childish. Seemed to strike a nerve though which is basically all an insult needs to do.

Usually if I do something stupid and childish I feel bad about it and apologize if I can. I don't tell a bunch of other people about it like the other guy was in the wrong.
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Farang
Originally posted by: gorcorps
Originally posted by: Farang
We don't speak Jew? What the fuck does that even mean?

Doesn't mean anything, I didn't say it was clever and even said it was stupid and childish. Seemed to strike a nerve though which is basically all an insult needs to do.

Usually if I do something stupid and childish I feel bad about it and apologize if I can. I don't tell a bunch of other people about it like the other guy was in the wrong.

*sigh* I never claimed I was in the right. Guy was a douche, I was a douche back. Yeah you shouldn't be fighting fire with fire but I did against better judgment. Either way I posted it and you can take what you want from it.
 

biggestmuff

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
So basically, you're a racist asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.

how so?
 

Kirby

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Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
he should have beat your ass with his sack of gold coins

:laugh:

:music:If you see the jew coming,
You must be careful of his teeth.
You must grab him by his money,
And I tell you what to do.

Everybody!

Throw the jew down the well,
So my country can be free.
So my country can be free!
You must grub him by his horns,
Then we have a big party.:music:
 

mrkun

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Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
So basically, you're a racist asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.

When did Jewish become a race?
 

Damn Dirty Ape

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these days you don't know who has a gun and who is one step away from being able to kill or really f-up someone..

isn't worth it nowadays to mouth off, honestly.
 

onlyCOpunk

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Using Jew as an insult wasn't really the best thing to do, and if he was Jewish he probably would've smashed you.
 

Saint Michael

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Haha, that's pretty funny. And I doubt he would have "smashed" him. Most Jews I know are pretty chill about it, they don't whine and bitch about it like lots of minorities do. In fact I'm part Jew and I don't give a damn. It's a funny thing to say.
 

mrkun

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Originally posted by: onlyCOpunk
Using Jew as an insult wasn't really the best thing to do, and if he was Jewish he probably would've smashed you.

Yeah, he would've slaughtered you like Joshua slaughtered the women and children of Jericho!
 

Perknose

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Originally posted by: gorcorps
So I was walking to cold stone blah blah blah . . .

Stop posting. I don't read Moron.

 

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Originally posted by: biggestmuff
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
So basically, you're a racist asshole. Go you! Quite frankly, the story would have been better if he had just kicked your ass.

how so?

My thoughts exactly