My plan for a 2 hour drinking party turned into a 1.5 event and is still going
Mjewsack is awesome.
I had printed directions to get there from Googlemaps, but Markfw900 ended up being my saving grace when googlemaps FAILED me and sent me out past the freakin airport. I was surprised at google. Anyway, met markfw900 when I walked in the door and we stood around drinking a beer waiting for the rest of the people to show up. A few minutes later, I got a call from ViperGTS and Mjewsack who'd beaten us there, were seated, and making fun of us or something while we stood around like idiots waiting for them to walk in the front door. Put back a couple, talked about nerdy things that are way over my head, then decided to hit a strip club. Markfw900 considered it before deciding to head back home which is actually like 2 blocks from my house. Thanks for comin out Mark
We went to Cabaret which was great. My visa went into the bartender's skimpy top to be held for my tab. I'm not even there 5 minutes and my visa card is getting more play than I am. We stayed there a bit, I spent more money than I wanted to but had naughty bits in my face and had 2 strippers pull my face in and mash their boobs into my cheeks so I'd say overall it was megawin. I bet Jewsack $20 that he couldn't fold a dollar into a paper airplane and nail one of the strippers with it. After many failed design attempts, he nailed the biggest busted chick right in the nipple. Entertaining, but I was out a 20. That's okay, I tipped a stripper from his pile of 1's when he hit up the bathroom.
We were goign to check out the Pearl district but the cab driver we found literally took us around the block and said here you go and acted insulted when we told him it wasn't. We ended up getting a cab ride from an "independant" cab driver (read: some neo-hippy stoner musician driving around with all of his belongings in his station wagon, but knew where *everything* was) who gave us his cell and ended up coming to pick us up a couple times throughout the night and take us elsewhere. He rocks. Voodoo Doughnuts was PACKED but I need to go back because I want to find out just how disgusting a bacon-avocado doughnut really is.
ViperGTS decided to go home but Jewsack and I went back to Cabaret for a short period before cabbing back to the hilton and crashing for the night.
In the morning, we headed out for a walk and hit up the waterfront which was almost completely empty of tents and activities and people except a few at the water fountain. From there we took this designed-to-be-romantic petty cab (decidedly uncomfortable and awkward but hilarious now looking back on what other people must have thought watching us go by) ride to the max station where we rode up to the zoo and took a quick walk around washington park. From there we headed back downtown to Todai before dying of starvation and thirst. Damn weather was annoyingly humid.
From there, we headed out to ViperGTS's dad's place to pick up a fixed violin, about 5pm and continued to Seaside. Much jailbait watching was had by all before deciding to hit up Pudgy's for some seafood and beer at the bar. Met some cool people, hit on the bartender who had the biggest tits I've ever seen in real life, and headed back to Beaverton to crash at my place. We just got here about an hour ago. Tomorrow (later today?) we're gonna hit up Mio Sushi on 185th and tour around Beaverton for a bit before he leaves for Seattle.
During the mini road trip I somehow ended up talking on a cell to several of Jewsack's friends back home and am now apparently dating a busty hottie named Sandy who lives in Boston and who's already cheating on me
I originally intended to get back home about 9pm Saturday night.
Oh, and if you're going to go on a road trip, check your damn halogen fluid before you leave!