lol at his "spokesperson"
"Your story references people the congressman doesn't know, things he hasn't done, and places he hasn't been."
I mean, um...so like, his best buddy frat wingman dude pleading guilty and flipping over a (political) lifetime's worth of digital, permanent "I know this guy very, very well, indeed!" type of evidence, you better be prepared to go to the mat for that straight up lie, haha.
man, I hope we get records of his phone messaging, where this guy forwarded the
Gaetz gas-pedaled in-the-nads Fark story to all of his pals, over many years, become actual federal evidence. That shit is gold.
(holy shit, by the way, if you do google: "matt gaetz gas pedaled in the nads" you get some very spooky "Google can not find anything relevant. Perhaps...try another term?" LoL, I haven't seen a search engine do that since c. 2002 or so. lol. makes me think some shenanigans are going on to get these links off the webz)
edit: I think I'm about to fix this problem of "matt gaetz gas pedaled in the nads" not being properly searchable on the google.