Masterbation? Sin or good for the mind and body?

[reitz]

thirdkind, IMO the best is "Shaking hands with the legend."

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

Hey, check this out....it's pretty crazyLink to an Anti-Masterbation

I don't know if the site is fake, but I found it amusing and scary. They advocate clitorectomys in ths country. Reading some more, it has to be fake, check this out:



<< If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to Masturbate. >>





<< Any amount of Masturbation is too much! Any person caught touching his or her genitals without a solid, medically-approved reason should be imprisoned in a boot camp. We will teach our children that God did not give us genitals for entertainment. >>



Q]Americans For Purity has called for the homes and cars of people who are caught Masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with the money going to anti-Masturbation law enforcement.[/i] >>



Anyway, if peacocks could have palms and hair......



late.


TDP

 

[Locutus of Board]

Xzaver


<< iT makes your dick smaller over the years >>


Is that your excuse? Have the women gone for that?

 

[silverspear]

i never thought anadtech would be so informative

i have heard (mark my words, i just heard - dont start yelling now) that masturbation causes a mans desire of sex to increase.... but it decresaes his time of ejaculation. why? well because we actually think (imagine) we are getting satisfied... actually we are, but it we ejaculate so fast that it seems ur actual performance in bed (with a woman) decreases........

 

[Electric Amish]

Masterbation also reduces the amount of &quot;Wet Dreams&quot; experienced by males. The &quot;Wet Dream&quot; is the bodies way of removing dead/dying sperm so they can be replenished.

So, if priest really don't whack it, I guess they have to change their sheets a lot.

Also, fwiw, I actually bought my wife her first vibrator.

I'm also surprised that the bible thumpers around these part haven't brought up the whole &quot;Onanism&quot; bible reference. From what I remember, Onan was damned because he

<< ...spilled his seed on the floor.... >>

....or something to that effect.

amish

 

[Isla]

hail to the amish....

 

[Electric Amish]

Surprisingly enough, that's NOT the first time a woman has said that to me.

Thank you Isla.

amish

 

[BCinSC]

Couple funny sites:
JoeCartoon's Monkey Looker

and

TwistedTunes with funny parodies like &quot;Three Inch Tool&quot;

To the Hooties and the Blowfish tune, &quot;Only want to be with you&quot;
THREE INCH TOOL

LITTLE ME, MY NUTS AS SMALL AS PEARLS
YOU LIKE TO LAUGH AT ME CAUSE I'M HUNG JUST LIKE A SQUIRREL
SOMETIMES IT BUGS I'M NOT A BIGGER GUY
WHEN I WAS A BABY IT WAS EXACLTY THE SAME SIZE
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
CAUSE I ONLY GOT A THREE INCH TOOL

COME HOME WITH ME, TO MY PLACE
I GOT TO TELL YOU BEFORE WE GET PAST SECOND BASE
IN MY PANTS AIN'T NO BIG SCHWING
BUT IF YOU CAN FIND HIM HE'S A FREINDLY LITTLE THING
BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
I ONLY GOT A THREE INCH TOOL
WHEN I'M COMING OUT OF THE POOL
I ONLY GOT A ONE INCH TOOL

SOMETIMES I WONDER IF IT WILL EVER EXTEND
I GET EMBARASSED WHEN I'M HANGING WITH MY FREINDS
THEY LIKE TO RAZZ ME I DON'T KNOW WHY
THEY GET ME A HAPPY MEAL AND SUPER SIZE MY FRY
AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO
WHEN I COMING OUT OF THE POOL
I ONLY GOT A ONE INCH TOOL
YEAH IT'S SMALL BUT IT'S REAL COOL
I'M HAPPY WITH A THREE INCH TOOL
I ONLY GOT A THREE INCH TOOL
I ONLY GOT A THREE INCH TOOL

 

[cryptan]

goin on the bible thing...

i think that christians have a problem with it cuz they view the act of sexual orgasm and the like to be an act which is shared with the one you love, i.e. the one you get married to. and itz wrong to masturbate cuz you're jus givin yourself pleasure and thus itz a selfish act...hehh...jus tot ppl might wanna knoe..hee