Masterbation? Sin or good for the mind and body?

[Engineer]

This thread is LOL!!!!!

 

[Sacotool]

I read somewhere that a survey was taken and 97% males admitted to masturbating, and the other 3% were probably lying or had some kind of a disability.

 

[Monel Funkawitz]

<< Sin or good for the mind and body? >>


Its whackin off, not Yoga. LMFAO

 

[Crysla]

Dammit Monel, and I just paid for those whacking off classes too. Live and learn.

Princess

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

Anybody find it odd that there is a banner for a website that sells sex toys at that How to Overcome Masturbation site?

Oh the irony of it all.

 

[Regine]

I noticed that too. I loved it

 

[Mday]

i don't know.

all i know is that more people do one handed surfing than i care to fathom.

 

[convex]

just remember that &quot;97% of males admit to 'spankin&quot; next time you shake hands... now you see where those wierd germ people are comming from, eh?

 

[Impact55]

Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding

LOL

 

[WombatWoman]

While I think it's healthful to be able to &quot;hold your own,&quot; there is the psychological risk of the ultimate in rejection: you're masturbating, and your hand falls asleep.

 

[dennilfloss]

Better than having Shylock pounding your flesh or Ma Donald quartering your pounder!

Can't Shake My Love (Powerful People)

 

[Triumph]

or, for you ladies, your batteries die.

 

[Regine]

Always gotta have backup batteries

 

[Viper GTS]

Just wait 'til they come out with a nuclear powered vibrator.

You'll never have to worry about being lonely again.

Viper GTS

 

[Pacfanweb]

Bad monkey!! Bad Monkey!!

 

[DABANSHEE]

What's these bloody terms, whacking off &amp; spanking off? The proper term is wanking off.

Don't you Yanks know how to spell?

 

[Regine]

My favorite is &quot;spanking the monkey&quot;. Brings out the primatologist in me

One time in high school people where talking about that in choir, and one totally clueless guy actually commented &quot;poor monkey&quot;

 

[Isla]

Dabanshee...

I had a good friend growing up who's last name was Manker.

Guess what we called him?

 

[Mr.IncrediblyBored]

.cixelsyd tib a tsuj er'eW .chum yrev uoy knaht ,lleps nac ew seY.

 

[BigToque]

KnightBreed

You spelled chum wrong. it should be hcum.

 

[thirdkind]

I prefer the term, &quot;roughin' up the suspect.&quot;

 

[Thunderbooty]

AT the blockbuster I used to work at, there was a teenager whos name was &quot;Peter Whacker&quot; and since we always check ID, we had to ask him for it all the time...poor guy just thought we wanted to make fun of him everytime....

 

[dennilfloss]

'Choking The Bishop' is the Catholic way of saying it.

Johnny B. Goode (Johnny Winter)

 

[Isla]

Thunderbooty

Peter Whacker is a most unfortunate name.

I love this thread, everyone has been jolly!

 

[BlkDragon6]

Can we take votes on who thinks that the pope masturrbates? My votes yes.