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Masterbation = Murder

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Bumrush99

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The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
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Save the Cells!!!

Oh the Noees the cells, all those Churchgoers and Votes lost.

 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
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The only possible result would be civil war, and I'd be a 5 star general for the army of "Self-induced sexual release".
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
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:cookie:

If masturbation were illegal this liberal circle jerk would be over.

:lips:



 
So now the left is making up "what if's" to get angry about? This has got to be a new low.

Ok, I'll play. What if the democrats supported genocide of all white christian males? It wouldn't surprise me if they did because they certainly show their hatred of them in these forums.
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
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:cookie:

If masturbation were illegal this liberal circle jerk would be over.

:lips:
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I've always thought it was a competitive circle jerk, each side trying to blow their wad faster than the other
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
So now the left is making up "what if's" to get angry about? This has got to be a new low.

Ok, I'll play. What if the democrats supported genocide of all white christian males? It wouldn't surprise me if they did because they certainly show their hatred of them in these forums.
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Great job diverting the issue. Very few people in this country support killing living human beings because of their political beliefs, unless of course they reside on the radical right like Timothy Mcveigh or cold blooded murders that have no problem killing abortion doctors or bombing abortion clinics.

Now let me ask you this, how do you Crimson, support archiac positions held by this administration that can possibly lead to the death and suffering of millions people? Are the contents of the petri dish that EXIST ALREADY AND WILL BE DESTROYED more valuable than real human suffering?
 
Originally posted by: Crimson
So now the left is making up "what if's" to get angry about? This has got to be a new low.

Ok, I'll play. What if the democrats supported genocide of all white christian males? It wouldn't surprise me if they did because they certainly show their hatred of them in these forums.
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Bad analogy Rush.😉
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..
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i think you're several orders of magnitude off. 😉
 
And with the way they attack Somatic Cell Nuclear Transfer, they'll want to start a ban on women having MENSTRUAL cycles.

"Oh no, I think I'm starting my period."

"You're under arrest for the murder of Egg 9J783Y2546K197P453H!"
 
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
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Your stupidity on the subject is beyond words.

 
Originally posted by: PennyTibz
Reply:

"The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation."

They already have:

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

HAHAHA
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😀


Masturbation is more dangerous than atheism. Doctors of a generation ago knew this, but over the course of recent Democratic administrations, and their prevailing philosophy of "if it feels good, do it" ? this problem has spiralled out of control.

Myth: Masturbation is harmless.
Reality: Medical science proves that chronic masturbation causes weakness, depression, forgetfulness and nearsightedness.

Myth: There are bigger problems than masturbation, like drugs and AIDS.
Reality: Experts estimate that there are at least 150,000 Americans masturbating RIGHT NOW! Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month.

Myth: Masturbation is not immoral.
Reality: Read your Bible. God was so offended when Onan spilled his seed upon the ground that God struck Onan dead! It is true that Onan wasn't masturbating, but the point is that God hates it when men waste sperm, no matter what the reason.

Myth: Masturbation is a "victimless crime."
Reality: Theological experts on masturbation have come to the conclusion that masturbation is what is known as a "gateway" sin. This means that masturbation leads to more serious offenses. In fact, practically all rapists, sodomites, child molesters and pornography addicts started out as masturbators.

Myth: Americans value their "Freedom" and will never stand for masturbation being outlawed.
Reality: Masturbatory devices are already illegal in President Bush's home state Texas. The police in San Antonio and Austin aggressively enforce this law.

Myth: But everyone's doing it!
Reality: Surveys have repeatedly shown that up to 5% of Americans don't masturbate

The surgery part was pretty lame, though. :thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: rickn
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
Click to expand...

:cookie:

If masturbation were illegal this liberal circle jerk would be over.

:lips:
Click to expand...

I've always thought it was a competitive circle jerk, each side trying to blow their wad faster than the other
Click to expand...

hahaha, you're trying to be rational, but look, he's offering you his lips, so you don't have to use your hands anymore. 😉
 
Originally posted by: InfectedMushroom
Originally posted by: rickn
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
Click to expand...

:cookie:

If masturbation were illegal this liberal circle jerk would be over.

:lips:
Click to expand...

I've always thought it was a competitive circle jerk, each side trying to blow their wad faster than the other
Click to expand...

hahaha, you're trying to be rational, but look, he's offering you his lips, so you don't have to use your hands anymore. 😉
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IIRC, he is married, so he doesn't have to use his hands,,,,except when her hands get sore. 😉

Heh heh
 
Originally posted by: nutxo
Originally posted by: Bumrush99
The way Republicans treat a petri dish full of stem cells, it wouldn't suprise me to see them start a national health awareness program to prevent masterbation. Those poor helpless baby sperms are being murdered by the billions every day..

Incredible how Mr Bush is threatening veto when most rational people see the benefits of going foward with research and while it has enough support in the Senate and House to pass.. I guess this compassionate conservative has no choice but to listen to his rabid hardcore fringe base than to actually do something productive and lasting to possibly help thousands of people.
Click to expand...

:cookie:

If masturbation were illegal this liberal circle jerk would be over.

:lips:
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Thanks for playing pivot man! :lips:

 
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