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Marine Corps Farting Ban

So let me get this straight...a bunch of 19 year old kids are supposed to sit around a fire after eating some god-awful MRE or local food and NOT fart?



Riiiiiight....
 
I thought we were trying to bring our culture to them? Fuck em, its a duck, this is like that traitor Betreus saying we should watch our mouth wrt islam. I care not to be Afghani.

The West won the world not by the superiority of its ideas or values or religion, but rather by its superiority in applying organized violence. Just saying.
 
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You realize that's from more than half a year ago. And, despite a flurry of... Gossip type sources reporting it, based on one original blog, it STILL hasn't been confirmed by the military.
 
"So now we understand that Muslims in Afghanistan are offended by the sound of anal gas explosions but are quite comfortable with, beheading, stoning, female genital mutilation, pedophilia, amputations, and hanging or burning homosexuals."

Enough said.
 
Well, I received it via the Old Used Up Marine net.

It's so stupid that it just has to be true. Especially from this Administration.
 
Well, I received it via the Old Used Up Marine net.

It's so stupid that it just has to be true. Especially from this Administration.

It's actually unlikely to be true, and even if so, the civilian administration would have no involvement in formulating rules at that level. Certainly not to the level of Obama himself.

It's a funny story though. It's amusing to think it even might be true.
 
It's actually unlikely to be true, and even if so, the civilian administration would have no involvement in formulating rules at that level. Certainly not to the level of Obama himself.

It's a funny story though. It's amusing to think it even might be true.

It's a funny story though. It's amusing to think it even might be true.

You got it!
 
Only in a military headed by a muslim, i.e., Obama.

There was cultural awareness training under the previous administration as well.

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So, are you trying to imply that your Lord and Savior George W. Bush was a Muslim, or that he wasn't legally the President? (Where's his original paper long-form raised seal birth certificate? :hmm🙂
 
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In that dirty part of the world farting is punishable by anal torture and beheading... or is it the other way around. 😛
 
When I first (mis)read the thread title, I was expecting to hear patriotic music played by a very specialized branch of the Marine Corps orchestra.
 
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