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Man Simplified

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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer;

Can I substitute brains for beer? I can acquire beer myself, but if a woman has no brain of her own, finding a donor can be kind of a pain. 😛
 
i remember something similar about women, i didnt make this up

1) women require time and money

2) so, women = time x money

3) we all know time is money, so time = money

4) thus, women = money x money, or women = money^2

5) but money is the root of all evil, money = (sqrt)evil

6) so, women = ((sqrt)evil)^2

7) simplified, women = evil, or women are evil
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :Q
 
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :Q
How much $? j/k
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :Q
How much $? j/k

Lately? More than in a while. 😉 haha
 
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :Q
How much $? j/k

Lately? More than in a while. 😉 haha
A nice night's worth of sleep would be nice.
 
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)

1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)

2. To hell with math.

3. Would you like a beer?

4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?

5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?

😛
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :Q
How much $? j/k

Lately? More than in a while. 😉 haha
A nice night's worth of sleep would be nice.

LOL! Too true. Too true. 😉
 
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