MmmSkyscraper
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Can I substitute brains for beer? I can acquire beer myself, but if a woman has no brain of her own, finding a donor can be kind of a pain.
MmmSkyscraper
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i remember something similar about women, i didnt make this up
1) women require time and money
2) so, women = time x money
3) we all know time is money, so time = money
4) thus, women = money x money, or women = money^2
5) but money is the root of all evil, money = (sqrt)evil
6) so, women = ((sqrt)evil)^2
7) simplified, women = evil, or women are evil
1) women require time and money
2) so, women = time x money
3) we all know time is money, so time = money
4) thus, women = money x money, or women = money^2
5) but money is the root of all evil, money = (sqrt)evil
6) so, women = ((sqrt)evil)^2
7) simplified, women = evil, or women are evil
hzl eyed grl
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- Dec 28, 1999
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Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :QOriginally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)
1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)
2. To hell with math.
3. Would you like a beer?
4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?
5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?
- Apr 19, 2003
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How much $? j/kOriginally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :QOriginally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)
1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)
2. To hell with math.
3. Would you like a beer?
4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?
5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?
hzl eyed grl
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- Dec 28, 1999
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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
How much $? j/kOriginally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :QOriginally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)
1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)
2. To hell with math.
3. Would you like a beer?
4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?
5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?
Lately? More than in a while.
haha
- Apr 19, 2003
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A nice night's worth of sleep would be nice.Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
How much $? j/kOriginally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :QOriginally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)
1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)
2. To hell with math.
3. Would you like a beer?
4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?
5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?
Lately? More than in a while.
hzl eyed grl
Super Moderator<br>Elite Member
- Dec 28, 1999
- 13,107
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Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
A nice night's worth of sleep would be nice.Originally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
How much $? j/kOriginally posted by: hzl eyed grl
Yeah, a decent amount of money into the cute underclothestuffs! :QOriginally posted by: SmoochyTX
Got this from ATOT (don't know if it's a repost because I have common sense)
1. To find a Man you need Time, Makeup, Clothing, Money, and beer; therefore:
Man = (Time + makeup + cute bra + sexy panties) * Money(beer)
2. To hell with math.
3. Would you like a beer?
4. If no to #3, would you like to have a pillow fight?
5. If yes to #3, what kind of beer would you like and will you join me for a pillow fight?
Lately? More than in a while.
LOL! Too true. Too true.
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