Man Kills Bear With Frying Pan

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
The story sounds made up. And the writing style is less than what I would expect from a professional news source. And from what I know about bears, I think the account given is rather unlikely.

Call me skeptical. Somone post a link to lay by doubts to rest.


EDIT: thank you, it seems like I was correct.

Hence why I said it sounded like something out of The Onion. It didn't seem right.

 

Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA


<<<<<CATCH MY BREATH>>>>>>


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
The story sounds made up. And the writing style is less than what I would expect from a professional news source. And from what I know about bears, I think the account given is rather unlikely.

Call me skeptical. Somone post a link to lay by doubts to rest.


EDIT: thank you, it seems like I was correct.

Hence why I said it sounded like something out of The Onion. It didn't seem right.

Ok, but is it ok to wish bad things on animal rights activists anyway? How about we throw them in a cage for a few weeks with lawyers, 49 year old SUV drivers, and no food? :laugh:

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.

Someone hit this bitch with a Ford F-350 please.

Here's on time I'm agree with you.... but make it a F-450.

There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but
local animal rights activists are filing to take possession
of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of
killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin
rug out of it. [/Q[

If they like bears so much, they should go live with them.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: BigSmooth
Don't know if you guys noticed this, but look at the source. PRWeb is a FREE press release service that does zero fact checking.
Here is another PRWeb "press release".
If that is the only source, the story is almost certainly not true.

Lol ... yea, probably a hoax. I have a hrad time believing that an 800lb bear got owned by a frying pan.

A cast iron frying pan though. I pictured the kid hitting the bear with the edge, which would probably do enough to stun it for a second. But it does seem unlikely that the bear wouldn't have taken the kid's face off with a good paw swipe before he ever got the chance to Earthbound his way out of it.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

"I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring
it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on
all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all
fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear
was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron
frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head.
"The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding
him with the frying pan."

I call bs

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: BigSmooth
Don't know if you guys noticed this, but look at the source. PRWeb is a FREE press release service that does zero fact checking.
Here is another PRWeb "press release".
If that is the only source, the story is almost certainly not true.

Lol ... yea, probably a hoax. I have a hrad time believing that an 800lb bear got owned by a frying pan.

A cast iron frying pan though. I pictured the kid hitting the bear with the edge, which would probably do enough to stun it for a second. But it does seem unlikely that the bear wouldn't have taken the kid's face off with a good paw swipe before he ever got the chance to Earthbound his way out of it.

even getting hit with the flat side of a 15lb cast iron frying pan is gonna rattle his brain around and dase him,

 

[Vortex22]

Obviously fake...

 

[lokiju]

You have a link to this?

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: blazert40
You have a link to this?

If someone can get on fark they can find it in the archives. I can't; it's blocked here.

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: Anubis

Originally posted by: yukichigai

Originally posted by: Armitage

Originally posted by: BigSmooth
Don't know if you guys noticed this, but look at the source. PRWeb is a FREE press release service that does zero fact checking.
Here is another PRWeb "press release".
If that is the only source, the story is almost certainly not true.

Lol ... yea, probably a hoax. I have a hrad time believing that an 800lb bear got owned by a frying pan.

A cast iron frying pan though. I pictured the kid hitting the bear with the edge, which would probably do enough to stun it for a second. But it does seem unlikely that the bear wouldn't have taken the kid's face off with a good paw swipe before he ever got the chance to Earthbound his way out of it.

even getting hit with the flat side of a 15lb cast iron frying pan is gonna rattle his brain around and dase him,

I don't know if it is true, but I have heard that sometimes a bullet will not even penetrate the skull of a Kodiak. So a frying pan? Pfft... if this story were true (which it isn't) this bear would probably start laughing its arse off at the guy.

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this guy risked his life for some salmon

Once the bear was done with the salmon, it would have destroyed the guy's house looking for more food. It *probably* wouldn't have killed the guy, but there were no guarantees. I wouldn't have tried to kill the bear without a gun... I would have tried to get out of the house, but we don't know if the guy had an alternate route of escape. He may have been blocked in by the maurading bear.

If it was the bear or me, I would kill the bear in a heart beat, whether the bear is attacking me in my own home or out in the wild. I am the top carnivore on the food chain.

R

 

[NFS4]

ANyone else reminded of the video where the fisherman open a can of whoopass on the bear by the lake?

 

[MacBaine]

I can almost garauntee this story is made up.

What the hell kind of idiot hits an 800 pound bear on the head with a wooden spoon... yeah, that will REALLY cause some damage...

And then he started yelling "Bring it on" to this bear... and as the bear was charging, he hit him on the head with a pan a foot away, and the bear stopped, in mid charge mind you, and sat there to take another 4-5 minutes worth of blows.

Yeah, anybody want to get a pool going? 40:1 odds this story is fake.

 

[yukichigai]

Originally posted by: NFS4
ANyone else reminded of the video where the fisherman open a can of whoopass on the bear by the lake?

I love that commercial.

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: NFS4
ANyone else reminded of the video where the fisherman open a can of whoopass on the bear by the lake?

Here's the video, still laugh my ass of every time I see it.

Right Click - Save As

 

[Armitage]

There was that case a few years back where some boy scouts stoned a smallish black bear to death. Think it was in Yosemite.

But then grizzly >> black bear

And Roger ... edit your damn post :/

 

[Turin39789]

bear ever breaks in to my home, im going to shoot it in the head, then beat on the head with a frying pan for a good half hour to destroy the evidence so i can keep the skin

 

[Idex]

Doh!

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this guy risked his life for some salmon

yeah, was it necessary to intimidate the bear? I mean, just throw the fish in the opposite direction.

 

[Squisher]

I wonder what brand of frying pan it was?

Has this guy given any thoughts to the endorsements he could have?

 

[OutHouse]

total BS

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: blazert40

Originally posted by: NFS4
ANyone else reminded of the video where the fisherman open a can of whoopass on the bear by the lake?

Here's the video, still laugh my ass of every time I see it.

Right Click - Save As

Still one of the funniest commericals ever, except for maybe that beer commercial where are caught pissing in the beer's water source.

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: isasir

Do you think everyone knows how best to handle a situation when faced against something that clearly could kill you? The natural "fight or flight" instinct kicked in, coupled with an adrenaline rush, and his brain said 'fight'.

I'm sure your and me both would've thought 'flight', but we're not the same as him.

He just chose to defend himself with the harder of the two choices.

it shows the level of intelligent he is at.

Humm, OJ Simpson is approaching me with knife, should I,
a) try to run away.
b) or, sucker-punch him or b|tch slap him as hard as I could so he will cry like a punk and leave

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: ZickZJ

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house.

The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done.

No harm, what about the $400 dollars in damage?!?!?!?
Hey that bear engaged in B&amp;E and if I'm not mistaken you can legally kill someone breaking into your home for protection.

you are trialing the bear as a human being?
so if my dog hump your cat can you charge him for rape?