Man Kills Bear With Frying Pan

[Byte]

I'm a killer, i naturally kill people so let me do what my instincts tell me and don't resist. Seriously these people need to stop putting their nose into stupid things and really help animals. As for the frying pan, its possible. My mom has a frying pan thats like 10 pounds. I'm sure one good whack and most people will be out cold and wide open.

 

[0roo0roo]

still no 2nd source?

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: dquan97
wow...I bet that's the next reality tv show...man vs animal in a death-fight!!

Now you know why we only need one tank

You better hide the frying pan sincec your wife is from Victoria

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Nebor]

My favorite part:

I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all

Could you imagine, the bear passed out on the floor and this dude is just wailing on it with a frying pan. That seems a little malicious.

 

[LS20]

how can anybody have believed this in the first place?

 

[glaHHg]

Originally posted by: LS20
how can anybody have believed this in the first place?

Seriously. The writing style gives it away. Someone even said it came from prweb, but still people are responding as if it's real.

 

[konakona]

Originally posted by: Nebor
My favorite part:

I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all

Could you imagine, the bear passed out on the floor and this dude is just wailing on it with a frying pan. That seems a little malicious.

yeah, why not just call authorities in the first place if the bear was content with his salmon? this story sounds fishy at best but thats a whole different story. the guy sounds like he needs some mental treatment.

 

[Calin]

Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this guy risked his life for some salmon

Sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this bear risked his life for some salmon

Calin

But in an end, it was an act of self defence. Whoever wants to keep the bear's skin should pay the damages caused by the bear.
EDIT: or property defence. I think self defence, I don't think a 800 pounds bear that came from 1 mile will eat only a salmon

 

[Chu]

Originally posted by: Mwilding
Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.

Yes, it was TRYING TO KILL HIM :roll: Quite natural . . . but damn i'd be swatting it too.

 

[Nebor]

That situation is what a 10 gauge is for.

 

[DaWhim]

Originally posted by: Xiety

Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.

Someone hit this bitch with a Ford F-350 please.

some people have no brain. how would she reacts if she is facing the bear? I am doubt that she has seen one.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
LOL, at the animal rights morons. I hope they all get eaten by bears

 

[huesmann]

Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this bear risked his life for some salmon

There, fixed it for you.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: huesmann

Originally posted by: gopunk
sounds kind of stupid if you ask me... this bear risked his life for some salmon

There, fixed it for you.

 

[Mucho]

This story reminds me of those horror movies where instead of just leaving the house those dumbasses will always stay and get killed.

 

[FuZoR]

rotflmao.. this cant be real... a kodiak bear will tear a human into pieces...

 

[2czyz2]

This story sounds like an attempt to write an urban legend, complete with a red-herring environmentalist at the end to make the story appealing to those who like to think all environmentalists are off their rocker.

Anyone with a grain of sense (or any knowledge of Kodiak bears) would have left the bear eating at the table and snuck out of the house to call the police rather than swing at a 400 pound bear with a wooden spoon. This story is simply not believable.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Nebor
My favorite part:

I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all

Could you imagine, the bear passed out on the floor and this dude is just wailing on it with a frying pan. That seems a little malicious.

now, the story's not true BUT if it were, I could see why.

Think about it. You've got a bear in your house who *just* collapsed. You have no idea when he's going to regain consciousness and tear your head off. I'd keep hitting it until I was SURE.

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: gopunk

Originally posted by: Orsorum
WTF. ARAW needs to get a life and the college student should be commended for defending himself from a Kodiak bear with a fvcking frying pan. They should make The Edge 2 and bring in Anthony Hopkins.

commended my ass, if he hadn't have thrown crap at the bear, they would have both been a lot safer. he's lucky he didn't get his ass mauled.

thats what i was thinking. leave the bear alone to the salmon....let it finish its meal and continue on its way

 

[UNCjigga]

Any Snopes on this yet?

 

[DrPizza]

We don't need Snopes for this one.....

A frying pan is NOT going to knock out a bear.
If you fire a slug from a 12 gauge shotgun, 10 feet away from the bear at its head, there's a pretty good chance it's going to ricochet off its skull and it's going to kill you in the next 5 seconds.

 

[Mani]

LMAO...I can't believe people are believing this story, it's straight out of the onion. Dude hits a Kodiak bear in on the head with a wooden spoon then proceeds to beat it to death with a frying pan? LOL

 

[maxcom]

where's my waders

 

[DainBramaged]

After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all," Ryan says.

LMAO!!!!

 

[Cerb]

LOL.
Kodiak != nice.
If you can kill a human thief in your home, you should be able to kill a big fuzzy one with paws, too.