Man just had the Stomach bug over the weekend

[John Connor]

RIP your ass

ROFL.


I ate too many granola bars and thought I had a bug. OMG! Anyway... LOL

 

[John Connor]

Next time this happens eat a boat load of rice!

 

[local]

You people need to stop washing your hands so damn much. Build an immune system. Have only had the flu once in the last 8 years. I will lick my hand after touching the gas station counter.

Yes, I have been drinking... again.

 

[John Connor]

No, washing your hands is good. It's that damn sanitizer you don't want to use all the time.

 

[local]

No, washing your hands is good. It's that damn sanitizer you don't want to use all the time.

Ok I will submit this statement is valid.

 

[eng2d2]

Going back to buffet again tomorrow because already bought 2 tickets for tuesday and wed. Wish me luck. Will be easy on the intake though. No raws this time

 

[John Connor]

Yeah, the sanitizer kills ALL bacteria, even the good stuff.

Ok I will submit this statement is valid.

 

[local]

Bad stuff is good too. Gives you practice for when some walking sack of disease sneezes on you.

 

[John Connor]

LOL So would you lick your hand after touching the knob on a urinal?

 

[I Saw OJ]

I had something similar to you after eating a gas station breakfast burrito. The cramps and diarrhea shivers hit me while I was driving, trying to get out of downtown San Francisco on a Friday evening at 530. I came close to shitting my pants that day.

 

[IGBT]

Taco Bell flu.

 

[local]

LOL So would you lick your hand after touching the knob on a urinal?

Not by choice but if I did I would not be worried about getting sick. I used to do plumbing for a living and still do some odd jobs here and there. You have not lived until someone flushes a load into your face.

 

[destrekor]

The onset of fear as you realize the trip to the shitter turns into the nightmare scenario"shomit".

Yeah, rotovirus/norovirus are bad. Very very bad. I dropped 10 pounds in about 6 hours one night when my daughters infant room was passing the gift of rotovirus. Good times *WERE NOT* had.

Nightmare scenario indeed.

I had that last year - after some messy events early on, I learned to leave a pan in the bathroom. Regardless of which feeling came on first (puke or shit), I just sat down on the toilet with the pan immediately available.


Ugh, so many times. Out both ends at once just leaves you feeling eviscerated and like the universe has left you to rot. Death always seems like a sweet merciful escape.

 

[steppinthrax]

Not by choice but if I did I would not be worried about getting sick. I used to do plumbing for a living and still do some odd jobs here and there. You have not lived until someone flushes a load into your face.

Cast iron immune system

 

[destrekor]

Going back to buffet again tomorrow because already bought 2 tickets for tuesday and wed. Wish me luck. Will be easy on the intake though. No raws this time

Tickets to a buffet?

WTH kind of buffet is this? A carnival?

 

[steppinthrax]

tickets to a buffet?

Wth kind of buffet is this? A carnival?

fuck the buffet

 

[ControlD]

The onset of fear as you realize the trip to the shitter turns into the nightmare scenario"shomit".

Yeah, rotovirus/norovirus are bad. Very very bad. I dropped 10 pounds in about 6 hours one night when my daughters infant room was passing the gift of rotovirus. Good times *WERE NOT* had.

The even bigger nightmare scenario is when all three members of the household have said virus and there are only two bathrooms. Not much you can do at that point but grab a shovel and head outside.

 

[Strk]

You've got C. diff.

 

[John Connor]

You've got C. diff.

Very common in nursing homes. The one my mom works at is a freaking petri dish!

 

[Fritzo]

Nothing's worse than stomach bugs. The stomach is so sensitive that it literally takes away your concentration from anything else when it's not working right. With colds, fevers, and general pain you can take medications to sooth the symptoms. When you get something like food poisoning, nothing helps with the cramps and constant "what ever's in me is going to get out of me at an amazing velocity" feeling.

 

[TwiceOver]

Why go to work. Take the day off.

 

[destrekor]

Why go to work. Take the day off.

"But I've never missed a day of work in my life! I refuse to call in sick!"

And then they proceed to make other people in the office sick.

Assholes.