Man jumped off Empire State Building

[amol]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
LMAO

???

look at the ad

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: rpbri2886

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
LMAO

???

Look at the Yahoo ad up top.

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
LMAO

Clarified.

😉

 

[M13]

At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

 

[trmiv]

So what was the last thing to go through his head when he hit the ground?............................



















His ass.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Nikamichi

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
LMAO

Clarified.

😉

that's pretty low brow

 

[HappyPuppy]

Damn, there are far better ways to off yourself. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get hold of live hand grenades here in the U.S. 😉 Hmm, and consider THAT mess! :Q

 

[oogabooga]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Damn, there are far better ways to off yourself. Unfortunately, it's difficult to get hold of live hand grenades here in the U.S. 😉 Hmm, and consider THAT mess! :Q

that is quite a mess 😛

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
HE SURVIVED?!?!!? HOW?

your reading skills are pretty piss-poor

He was trying to get people to actually read the article 😛

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: M13
At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

*weeps*

 

[silverpig]

Originally posted by: M13
At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

You need to redo your math there.

2004 - 1931 = 73 yrs.

31 people / 73 yrs ~ .42 ppl/yr

 

[moshquerade]

where's Spiderman when you need him?

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
where's Spiderman when you need him?

At the bar.

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
HE SURVIVED?!?!!? HOW?

SYKE

 

[jammur21]

Originally posted by: M13
At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

That's nothing, they stopped counting suicides on the Golden Gate Bridge in SF when it went over 1,000.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: moshquerade
where's Spiderman when you need him?

At the bar.

Spidey's not gay. He may be bi, but he does love a girl.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: CheapBastardo
Here's a better way to die, a manly way
http://www.thebestpageintheuni.../c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

shudder

 

[AkumaX]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: M13
At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

*weeps*

isnt that supposed to be about 1 jumper every 2 years?

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: clamum
I think committing suicide by jumping would be pretty sh!tty. Especially having to fall 80 floors before you hit.

They say most people who jump from tall places are dead from a heart attack before they hit the ground.

I don't believe that.

Of course not... think of all the skydivers who free-fall for minutes before they even pull the chute...

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: AkumaX

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: M13
At least 31 other people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it opened in 1931. More than 3.8 million people visit the tourist attraction each year, according to the building's Web site.

Let's see, that's about 2+ jumpers/year. OUCH!!!

*weeps*

isnt that supposed to be about 1 jumper every 2 years?

That's why I replied, if unhappy people want to stop being unhappy so be it, but math skills that bad are just sad 🙁

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: clamum
I think committing suicide by jumping would be pretty sh!tty. Especially having to fall 80 floors before you hit.

They say most people who jump from tall places are dead from a heart attack before they hit the ground.

I don't believe that.

Of course not... think of all the skydivers who free-fall for minutes before they even pull the chute...

That's true. But then again, skydivers know they're gonna live (most likely), while jumpers know that there's no way in hell they're makin' it, and it's not like you can stop falling and decide to live. So during that fall, maybe they're overwhelmed, and they black out. Not entirely impossible.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Brutuskend

Originally posted by: clamum
I think committing suicide by jumping would be pretty sh!tty. Especially having to fall 80 floors before you hit.

They say most people who jump from tall places are dead from a heart attack before they hit the ground.

I don't believe that.

Of course not... think of all the skydivers who free-fall for minutes before they even pull the chute...

That's true. But then again, skydivers know they're gonna live (most likely), while jumpers know that there's no way in hell they're makin' it, and it's not like you can stop falling and decide to live. So during that fall, maybe they're overwhelmed, and they black out. Not entirely impossible.

While we are at it perhaps they die of asphyxiation since they won't STFU and reaslize that their feeble lungs can no longer create an effective vacum to suck air in

 

[WyteWatt]

What happens to a person for real when they jump from a very tall building and hit a flat surface ?

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: imtim83
What happens to a person for real when they jump from a very tall building and hit a flat surface ?

They bounce.

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: imtim83
What happens to a person for real when they jump from a very tall building and hit a flat surface ?

Their carcass hits the pavement or any available surface at ~135mph and the same thing happens as when you drop meat from that height with the exception that some of the body parts are under pressure and some of the chemicals might react with that energy to create a larger "meat-impact residual-radius"