Originally posted by: DrPizza
How tf do you not have contact with any animals?! "Oh no! A mosquito landed on my forearm! That just violated my parole; I'm going back to FPMITAP" Is he allowed to cook chicken breasts for dinner, but forbidden from having a whole chicken on a rotisserie?
I wondered that too- it sounds like if he as much runs over a squirrel in the road, or hits a deer, then he's screwed. Especially if he runs over a neighborhood dog or cat.
